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the accidental unfollow followed by the refollow of shame is so fucked

i love the phrase "which could mean nothing" i think its my favorite thing to come out of the internet ever i love saying it. it could mean nothing but we all know better. we know the truth.

Sacrificial lamb who volunteered for the job but bitches about it the whole time

Who is lance

I THOUGHT HE WAS A FICTIONAL CHARACTER HES A REAL GUY FROM SPORTS? AWESOME?

i am. so sorry if i have ever used the phrase “i have an au where—” and led you to believe that there is an actual fic out there for you to read rather than, at best, a post where i explain the concept, and at worst it is simply something that lives in my brain

if it helps i also wish there was a fic