Everything to Lose

the idea that every summer will be as hot if not hotter than this for the rest of my life is unbearable i need to (remembers suicide jokes are bad for my mental health) murder an oil executive

see my problem is if i “listen to my body” it literally only wants to lie down and take naps, all the time

i would like to officially thank sesame for its seeds, its oil, and of course its street

i love you ciabatta i love you brioche i love you focaccia i love you challah i love you sourdough i love you rye i love you multigrain i love you bagel i love you pita i love you pretzel bun i love you baguette i love you english muffin i love you naan

my year of neither rest nor relaxation 

*packing my suitcase for a 3 day trip* hm, but what if I need my terracotta warriors..

they should make a version of socializing that doesn’t make you feel like you’re still the weird 12 year old kid that doesn’t know why she’s not normal like the other kids

what a time to be alive (derogatory)

wow babe you’re really good at staying up incredibly late and barely sleeping every night

im like tony soprano if he wasnt from new jersey and wasnt in the mafia and wasnt italian and wasnt married and didnt have kids or money and he didn't do all that stuff