KATSUKI BAKUGOU ONESHOT #2
A Day in the Life of an Influencer Married to Pro Hero Dynamight
Summary: A day in the life of an influencer married to the hot and sexy Pro Hero! Dynamight. It’s her most anticipated and, later, most popular video of her career.
Pairing: Katsuki Bakugo x female! reader
Contains: Influencer! Reader, childhood friends-to- lovers trope, Clingy Bakugou, Bakugou doesn't like being filmed, sweet couples, fem! Reader is part of Bakusquad (and to me Bakusquad includes Bakugo, Kirishima, Mina, Kaminari, Sero, and Jirou), the use of Bakugo and Bakugou interchangeably, use of Y/N instead of (Yourname) cuz well it’s shorter and kinda more convenient for me, in this one shot deku is the top 1 hero followed by Bakugou, Mirio, Shoto and so on, the use of 🗨(username)▶︎ means someone’s comment in Y/N’s video/vlog.
The internet loved Katsuki Bakugou.
That wasn't entirely true.
The internet loved watching Katsuki Bakugou pretend he didn't care.
Everyone knew that the Number Two Pro Hero, Dynamight, hated cameras unless they belonged to news stations or hero agencies. He tolerated interviews because they were part of his job.
Which was exactly why your followers had spent three years begging for a "Day In My Life Married To Dynamight" vlog or simply a short cameo of the Pro Hero.
Mostly because Katsuki would rather fight a Nomu with a toothpick and poor planning than willingly appear in one of your videos.
Today, however, was different.
You woke up at six in the morning with a dangerous amount of confidence.
A plan Katsuki would definitely hate.
The first thing you saw was a familiar explosion-blond mess of hair.
The second thing you noticed was an arm wrapped around your waist.
"I'm filming a day-in-my-life vlog."
His eye immediately closed again.
"You haven't even heard the proposal."
The arm around your waist tightened.
"You got five seconds before I throw your phone out the damn window."
"You don't support women."
His expression remained flat.
Then he buried his face in your neck.
Your heart melted instantly.
Because nobody believed it.
Not even some of your followers.
But Katsuki Bakugou was ridiculously clingy.
Especially in the mornings.
He acted like a guard dog.
Very explosive guard dog.
You carefully turned on your camera.
"Good morning, everyone!!!!"
Katsuki immediately groaned.
The camera captured only your face.
"I am attempting something many thought impossible."
"A full day vlog with my husband."
"The Number Two Pro Hero."
"Notice he didn't say no to that one."
The pillow suddenly smacked your face.
The vlog officially began.
You stood in your enormous kitchen.
"Good morning, everyone! Today we're documenting a full day with my husband!"
Behind you, Katsuki was making breakfast.
Because despite appearances, your husband was the better cook.
The camera focused on him.
He immediately pointed a spatula at you.
The comments later claimed this was the funniest part of the video.
Mostly because despite all his threats, he kept cooking your favorite breakfast.
Everything arranged perfectly.
You leaned toward the camera.
"Reminder that this man pretends he isn't domestic."
"I'll explode the camera."
"He alphabetized the spice rack."
Katsuki looked genuinely offended.
One of the rare moments Katsuki willingly appeared on camera.
Mostly because he forgot.
You sat in the passenger seat.
"Any words for the vlog?"
"How do you feel being married to me?"
"I married you, didn't I?"
You immediately screamed.
"KATSUKI THAT'S SO ROMANTIC—"
Mostly because you brought snacks.
The camera captured everyone greeting you.
Then captured Katsuki immediately grabbing your wrist.
The audience later noticed this.
The man operated on permanent wife-tracking mode.
You eventually cornered him in his office.
"Favorite thing about your wife?"
Eijirou Kirishima walked in.
Katsuki immediately groaned.
"Favorite thing about her is literally everything."
"Bro, you stare at her like she's the sun."
"One time he almost cancelled patrol because she had a cold—"
The camera caught Kirishima running for his life.
Which quickly became chaos.
Mina Ashido practically tackled you.
"OH MY GOD ARE YOU FINALLY MAKING THE VLOG?"
"The people deserve content."
"They deserve proof Bakugou isn't a robot."
Katsuki looked personally offended.
Sero appeared behind him.
Jirou took one look at the camera.
"Oh, this video's gonna hit ten million."
Who looked like he wanted to disappear.
The clip that broke the internet.
You were talking to the camera outside the restaurant.
But before you could even react.
A hand grabbed your shoulder.
The horn belonged to a truck half a block away.
Not even remotely dangerous.
But Katsuki had already reacted.
The camera caught it all.
The internet went insane.
You expected Katsuki to escape upstairs.
The audience finally understood why your followers constantly called him clingy.
"Why are you following me?"
The camera slowly turned.
He was literally three feet away.
The comments later called him:
The World's Most Aggressive House Cat.
The camera was propped on the counter.
You were cooking together.
"Stop stealing ingredients."
"They're our ingredients."
The camera captured something rare.
The moment lasted maybe two seconds.
The internet replayed it millions of times.
The final portion of the vlog.
You addressed the camera quietly.
"Thank you, guys, for spending the day with us."
"I know everyone always asks about our relationship."
You glanced toward Katsuki.
Who was pretending not to listen.
"I think people expect something dramatic."
Katsuki's hand was holding yours.
Without even realizing it.
You squeezed his fingers.
Then finally looked toward the camera.
"If you're watching this."
The entire room went silent.
Because Katsuki never addressed your audience.
His arm wrapped around your shoulders.
"Take care of yourselves."
The audience would later stare.
Because nobody expected that.
Then he pointed at the camera.
"And stop asking for another vlog."
You immediately burst out laughing.
The internet was on fire.
🗨(heroanalysis99)▶︎ BRO IS SO IN LOVE WITH HIS WIFE
🗨(pinkalienqueen)▶︎ Mina wasn't kidding. He literally tracks her location with his eyes every three seconds.
🗨(dynamightfan01)▶︎ The way he immediately pulled her closer when that horn sounded???
🗨(bakugousnumber1hater)▶︎ I came here to hate and left believing in soulmates.
🗨(explosionstan)▶︎ "I married you, didn't I?" SIR THAT IS NOT A NORMAL RESPONSE
🗨(kirishimasgymbro)▶︎ We owe Kirishima money because apparently everything he said was true.
🗨(wifeguywatch)▶︎ Katsuki Bakugou is the strongest wife guy alive.
🗨(proheroinsider)▶︎ He follows her around the house as she might disappear.
🗨(dynamightsimp)▶︎ THE TINY SMILE DURING DINNER.
🗨(camerazoom420)▶︎ Whoever edited this deserves an award for zooming in every time Bakugou looked at her like she hung the moon.
🗨(couplegoalsdaily)▶︎ Not them acting like this is normal married behavior.
🗨(electrifiedidiot)▶︎ Kaminari absolutely watching these comments and laughing his ass off.
🗨(redriotfanclub)▶︎ Kirishima somewhere screaming, "I TOLD YOU ALL."
🗨(bakugouapologist)▶︎ He acts tough, but every clip is just:
🗨(romcomenthusiast)▶︎ The fact he hates cameras but agreed because she wanted to do it.
🗨(number2hero)▶︎ I fear this man would level a city if she got a papercut.
🗨(seroscellphone)▶︎ THE ENTIRE VIDEO IS JUST BAKUGOU BEING SECRETLY OBSESSED WITH HIS WIFE.
🗨(jirousplaylist)▶︎ Secretly? Babe, there was nothing secret about it.
🗨(internetdetective)▶︎ Time stamp 2:43:17.
Watch his face when she laughs.
🗨(bakugouwifefanclub)▶︎ Congratulations to everyone.
Katsuki Bakugou is disgustingly, hopelessly, ridiculously in love with his wife.
The video became the biggest upload of your career.
News outlets discussed it.
Fan edits flooded every platform.
Even hero agencies were talking about it.
Katsuki complained the entire time.
When you accidentally deleted the original footage from your laptop—
He restored it from his own backup drive.
The man who hated being filmed.
Had secretly saved every single second of the video.
But you still caught him rewatching it occasionally.
Usually when he thought nobody was looking.
Usually when he missed you during long patrol hours.
Usually when he wanted to hear your laugh.
tags: @clairealeehelsing @thegreatfandomcollector @xoxoangellll @reivelmin @maee67 @caitm1