Your daily nature pics

May God forgive me but I have enjoyed a Taylor Swift song or two in my time...

Oh so you'll reblog my posts but you won't tell me that I have bewitched you body and soul and you never wish to be parted from me from this day on? I see how it is...

Hey, don't kill yourself! World cup is over, okay?

How am I supposed to be motivated to do things when I don't even have a lifelong nemesis that I have obscene sexual tension with, trying to foil my plans???

When some dudebro wants a 24 year old party girl to marry and be his pretty, docile little housewife who greets him with a homecooked meal and open legs every evening, thats misogyny, but when I fantasize about domesticating Hudson Williams and bending him over the kitchen counter while he wears nothing but a frilly apron, that's actually me fighting for gender equality and to abolish the patriarchy, so you can't cancel me for that.

They should invent an internet friend you can go run errands and get groceries with.

Born to be a fruity 19th century dandy, squandering his family's fortune on embroidered waistcoats and parties and opium and pretty boys and girls and disgracing the family name by making beautiful but shocking art that scandalizes society by criticizing the crown and the church and containing multiple thinly veiled references to my prolific sex life, forced to be a socially anxious girl with a 9 to 5 and zero artistic talent.

Once you've deconstructed Christianity is actually so funny. "Thou shall not kill." Oh really, Mr Genocide is telling us killing is bad? The guy with the kill count of a marvel supervillain thinks killing people is wrong? Okay, buddy, sure!