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Another pride month with me not having gay sex.😔 Is this my fault for not leaving the house or talking to anyone? No. Homophobia is to blame.

It's always "WHY are you fucking your professional rival in a decade long situationship that threatens both of your careers?" and never "HOW is fucking your professional rival in a decade long situationship that threatens both of your careers?"

Enough with the wet ass pussy propaganda in romance! Where is my female heroine who doesn't cream herself just from being looked at?? Where is my male love interest who says "Baby, don't even worry about it, I have your favourite water based lube on hand, and also I don't take offence because I know this isn't necessarily a reflection of your attraction to me or my performance, and yes of course we can use your toys too cause I know most women don't come from penetration alone."

Wish it was socially acceptable to wear a big sign saying "i am recharging, please do not interact!"

My absolute fave HR fics are the ones that take place in the months right after The Cottage. Ugh, the tension between "oh my god, he loves me!! We're doing this!!" and "oh my god, is this going to work? What if he changes his mind? What if he realizes this is too difficult and he can find something easier?", being the happiest you've ever been and being terrified of losing it now that you know how good it can be, all mixed in with them still having to learn how to communicate and be open.. ugh, delicious!! Give me 68,000 fics exploring it right now!!

I think we should bring back swooning. I want to dramatically collapse to the floor when things get too much.

I am so sick and tired of having to charge stuff every day of my miserable life!! My phone, my watch, my headphones, my vibrator, my backup vibrator, my emergency vibrator, the ancient cursed amulet of darkness that whispers to me....it's too much!!!

Mom said it's my turn to sit in the cuck chair

When Florence Welch said "Arms outstretched, back from the dead" and "I knew I came back from the dead to show you how it's done" and "Why did you dig me up for this?" and "Did I get it right?" and "Do you regret bringing me back to life?" all in one song, in six and a half minutes and I'm just supposed to go on with my life as if I haven't been fundamentally changed as person??