knee-deep worm pit

but i stay silly! *←said in the most world-weary voice you ever did hear*

Reblog you stay silly

all i need is a sweet treat. and six thousand dollars

my doctor told me i have to do PT this fucking sucks

these exercises are sooo monotonous like i keep walking down the same hallway over and over 🙄

who was that.

the fucking fetus in the sink won't accept my insurance

Hate it when you're wearing "military-esque" clothing like camo pants or combat boots and some old vet asks you if you're from a military family like fuck off papa war crimes I'm appropriating your culture here.

How are you appropriating a vet’s culture??? Aren’t they just like, animal doctors? What do vets have to do with the army?????

I love you

Look it's funny that these games are making Nintendo so mad but if i can be real Palworld and Pickmon and all games like it look really fuckin annoying

Like i don't think ragebaiting nintendo is enough to justify your games' existence. You gotta give me something with an actual identity and substance or else you look exactly as bland as the things you're ironically imitating