Criteria for a group of friends
1. You associate with each other
2. You all share an identity
3. Nobody can leave
4. Everyone has an opposite person to balance them out
It’s helpful if you all commute together, but that’s not a necessity.
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Criteria for a group of friends
1. You associate with each other
2. You all share an identity
3. Nobody can leave
4. Everyone has an opposite person to balance them out
It’s helpful if you all commute together, but that’s not a necessity.

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Cruel choices #137: you must consume one - and only one - of the following pieces of media.
1. Sailor Moon retold in the style of a 19th Century Russian philosophical novel.
2. The Brothers Karamazov retold in the style of a magical girl anime.
“Our very existence proves there is a peak,” Mars spat, the wind-swept snow no deterrent to her clad in naught but the Sailor uniform as she was. “Man need not concern itself with matters of godhood. We are gods given flesh.”
“It is precisely because of what we are that they cannot rest.” Mercury replied. “One cannot and must not embrace egoism. If we fall, who then will they turn to? Who then will care for what mankind has wrought? Only mankind itself.”
Then from two alleys over there came not so much a cry but a sound, a resolute plea to the skies above not for help, but for guarantee of vengeance. The earnest note struck chords within Mars and Mercury, as if it had been an answer to both of their sides; and yet, it was distinctly not.
“Corrupting the minds of the people with false nationalism where there should be nothing but love of all man, exemplifying godhood as nothing more than superiority to others instead of preaching it as empathy and spilling my borscht… For that, I cannot forgive you! In the name of the moon, I will punish you!”
“Scandal in Staraya: Dmitri’s Secret Plan! Grushenka is an Evil Temptress!?“ Next week: Karamazov no Kyodai: Demons, Season 1 Episode 6! Otanoshimini!
ME: hold up. you see that? train's been through here FRIEND: how can you tell ME: tracks. they're not fresh, maybe 60, 80 years old FRIEND: no chance it'll come back, then ME: don't be so sure. That's well within their lifespan... and they're highly territorial
Cold take but all languages are beautiful actually. Every single one. Every single human language on earth is a collection of stories interwoven into the very fabric of the words that are spoken.
“Oh but this language sounds scary-“ have you heard a child speak it while pointing at a butterfly?
“Oh but this language sounds silly-“ have you heard someone’s grandma recite a recipe with such practiced ease it comes off as poetry?
“Oh but this language is really weird-“ and yours isn’t? Everyone’s language is weird, dumbass, it came free with your fucking humanity.
Every tongue that is spoken is a work of art. Every language a unique window into the world.
Isn’t it wonderful?
You actually cannot skip to being good at a creative endeavour that you haven't put much practice into. You cannot trick your way out of the 'knows that your work is not what you want it to be but don't know how to improve it' stage by planning or reading or talking about it really really hard. At some point you just have to craft through it until your brain finds it's own unique way back to the 'everything I make slaps' stage and be prepared to start the cycle all over again. You just have to make that project you're excited about slightly less good than you want it to be. (Says this standing in a pool of blood and covered in blood and also coughing up a little blood)

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Pick a lock : Lockpick :: Cut a hair : Haircut :: Reuse a chart : Chartreuse
Did anyone ever like attempt to document and compile the variations of Barney the dinosaur murder ballads across the elementary school system in the early 2000s. Like legit it has always fascinated me as a phenomena and I would love to know if there were like traceable regional variations or what.
Looking at the tags so far I’m kind of fascinated by how much the ‘I Love You’ parodies vary in their phrasing/murder weapons but the ‘Joy to the World’ ones are nearly identical
here is my collection of barney murder songs as they appeared in the notes and comments of this post at about 4 pm pacific 7/25, somewhat arbitrarily color coded to show similar memes. it appears that "baseball bat and 2x4" is the mode configuration but there is so much variation that that exact phrasing only makes up a small part of the set. if i knew more about statistical modeling i would turn this into some kind of data tree that shows which phrases are most likely to follow other phrases.
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Any school teacher can tell you: you get a sixth sense for when the kids are getting in trouble behind your back. When I was in third grade, our teacher used to tell us that she had eyes in the back of her head, which was obviously not true (we had just had a lot of classes offering surprising discoveries about the human anatomy, but that wasn't one of them.) When one of us was getting ready to fuck around, though, she knew.
At the time, we didn't really understand that the pattern-matching abilities of the human mind can easily find any abnormalities. If you've got a cat, for instance, you can probably sense when that little shit is trying to steal Twinkies off the counter (I told you no, Bilby.) Work as a mini golf supervisor, you can make a pretty educated guess about which group of teens is going to throw your clubs in the water feature. And if you drive a total shitbox like me, you can tell right away when something isn't right, even if you don't know what it is.
Let me provide an example. Last month, I was heading down the highway, doing my periodic flooring-it exercises to pass everyone that was going slower than Mach 8. This kind of strain challenges every mechanical item in the car, which is why I subject it to the intense maintenance regimen described as "don't." Suddenly, I could sense that the car was down on power, that it was unhappy with some shenanigan or even shenanigans that I had been commanding it to perform in recent memory. Rather than push it, I trusted my gut and pulled off to the nearest rest stop to take a look and see what went wrong.
Indeed, it was something not very obvious: my right rear door had fallen off at super-highway speed and was left behind several kilometres down the Trans-Canada. Something subtle like this is easy to miss if you don't pick up on the little clues that your car offers from time to time. I popped a u-ey, went back to get what was left of the door, and ratchet-strapped it back onto the car. If I hadn't noticed, I would have had to buy another door from the junkyard. It pays to pay attention.
hands to quarters, buckaroos

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front and back of a band-tee-style design inspired by abbots bromley that i made for my morris team🦌🔔✨️
Criteria for a group of friends
1. You associate with each other
2. You all share an identity
3. Nobody can leave
4. Everyone has an opposite person to balance them out
It’s helpful if you all commute together, but that’s not a necessity.
I cannot emphasize enough how exactly accurate this is to working in production
List of discs : Discography :: List of crypts : Cryptography :: List of chores : Choreography
Only a hart : has the heart of a hart :: Only a wight : has the weight of a wight :: Only a gnome : has the genome of a gnome

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I finally did it! I finished the thing!
Hoo boy it’s like I completely forgot how damn hard the process of animating is. But hey, I got to the end eventually.
Anyway, please enjoy this short animation of Jester casting Spirit Guardians, modeled after Sailor Venus’ Love and Beauty Shock attack sequence.