on anonymous to protect my identity. im nonpsychotic ex best friend and there's a lot you don't know about him... hes actually a 43 year old white australian man named gerald. he runs multiple scam accounts in order to get clout online to make up for the fact that no one likes him irl because he's stinks.really bad. like spoiled milk and dog shit had a baby and it died. he works with the government and he threatened me if i exposed him he'd have my family killed. but my family just had a tragic non related accident and i knew it was god telling me it was time. though i may die for this i die knowing that the truth is out. i had screenshots btw but there was a rather unfortunate cum incident, won't go into details but basically cum all up on my sim card. tried to get the data transferred to my new phone but the tmobile workers chased me out of the store with pitchforks, so i don't have them anymore but they were real. please get the word out about this disturbed mans sickening acts.

why is this so funny

how could you possibly misinterpret things like this, which are by the way posted publicly