We're still flying.

Reblog the spacejam coin for luck and money

Seriously whatever you are expecting, this isn’t it.

I don’t know what to say…

…I’m speechless.

Wow…

This like them paint mixing videos…but with dangerously hot metals

I love this music

i want to eat it

Smitty No

That is one sexy omelette.

i found a club that is exclusively for lesbians. i build it deep in a forest, so that the straights don’t find it. the opening night is a hit. the waiting line is huge. the lesbians are pouring in, the spirits are high, everyones having fun and making friends. suddenly there’s a commotion at the door. “sorry sir, we can’t let you in. this is for lesbians exclusively you see,” says the manager apologetically. “let him in,” i say, “its okay. he’s with us.” by he i mean hozier. he walks in with a guitar case slung over his shoulder and a flower crown on his head. he smiles at me sadly and i feel like he understands. i don’t know what, but he understands. i drink more wine and ignore the tightness in my chest. on the stage, hozier strums his guitar.

you better watch out, you better watch out, you better watch oUT, YOU BETTER WATCH OUT, YOU BETTER WATCH OUT, YOU BETT–

Can I do #4 while actually wearing my glasses, because I feel like it would add a little special something to the entire scene

Absolutely

i want the opportunities to use each and every one of these 😂

This certainly won’t work for everyone, but I always pretend to choke up and then say, “I don’t know. My parents died before they could tell me.”

I hate it when people aren’t immediately angry & bitter about everything on sight……….. I can only be around so much of that kind of toxic attitude……….. like okay THANKS bitch now I’ve gotta be crazy enough for BOTH of us since you’re not pulling your weight

fuck his shit up Nancy you wild bitch

[images: a Nancy comic strip. Nancy approaches an astronomer looking through a massive telescope. “Oh mister, can I look for flying saucers?” she asks. “NO” says the astronomer, in huge block letters. Nancy leaves in a huff. Next she’s seen with a roll of twine and a balloon. She flies the balloon in front of the telescope. It reads “GROUCH”.]