i still sing

@profaverylangdon: Ah, so this is the "queerbaiting" Sloane often tells me about. I see. Fascinating.

@sloanekitesongbird: @profaverylangdon The amount of hockey gossip accounts I just followed.

@sloanekitesongbird: White man in black leather jacket reinvents the wheel.

@sloanekitesongbird liked this.

@sloanekitesongbird: mate WHO is your photographer?

@sloanekitesongbird: wanna live in your jacket pocket for what it's worth

@sloanekitesongbird: this is so lush i love when pretty girls exist

@sloanekitesongbird: You are so beautiful it hurts to look at you for too long. Like the sun. Yes homo.

@sloanekitesongbird: Hope it's okay I screenshot this! I missed you.

@sloanekitesongbird: Hope your mean gay coworker chokes on a bagel when he sees this and doesn’t die but has a lot of time to rethink his life choices, aka being mean to you. A proper angel.

@sloanekitesongbird: Guys, Avery left me home alone with scissors - should I cut my fringe back in? @sloanekitesongbird: For anyone who has seen old pictures of me - NOT my micro fringe. I'm not going through anything right now.

@sloanekitesongbird: @kaitucker Not the gif...

@sloanekitesongbird: Guys, Avery left me home alone with scissors - should I cut my fringe back in? @sloanekitesongbird: For anyone who has seen old pictures of me - NOT my micro fringe. I'm not going through anything right now.

@profaverylangdon: @sloanekitesongbird I don't appreciate how the wording of this implies I left you alone with a pair of scissors in hand. @profaverylangdon: @sloanekitesongbird We can afford a professional to do it, I'm certain.

@sloanekitesongbird: @profaverylangdon Did you not hear me shouting as you left the door 'where do we keep the scissors?" @sloanekitesongbird: @profaverylangdon No, the impulse will have died down by then and it won't be fun anymore.

@profaverylangdon: @sloanekitesongbird I see. @profaverylangdon: @sloanekitesongbird To be clear, I won't be letting you near my hair.

@sloanekitesongbird: @profaverylangdon Boring. But fair.

@sloanekitesongbird: Guys, Avery left me home alone with scissors - should I cut my fringe back in? @sloanekitesongbird: For anyone who has seen old pictures of me - NOT my micro fringe. I'm not going through anything right now.

@livvydlc: @sloanekitesongbird u do NOT want kai to see this after that last ig comment u left

@sloanekitesongbird: @livvydlc I'll give him some fresh ammunition. It's only fair.

@sloanekitesongbird: Guys, Avery left me home alone with scissors - should I cut my fringe back in? @sloanekitesongbird: For anyone who has seen old pictures of me - NOT my micro fringe. I'm not going through anything right now.

@alilbitdolly: @sloanekitesongbird girly you'd look gorgey no matter what!

@sloanekitesongbird: @alilbitdolly Stop! Want me to do yours too?

@sloanekitesongbird: Guys, Avery left me home alone with scissors - should I cut my fringe back in? @sloanekitesongbird: For anyone who has seen old pictures of me - NOT my micro fringe. I'm not going through anything right now.

@profaverylangdon: @sloanekitesongbird I don't appreciate how the wording of this implies I left you alone with a pair of scissors in hand. @profaverylangdon: @sloanekitesongbird We can afford a professional to do it, I'm certain.

@sloanekitesongbird: @profaverylangdon Did you not hear me shouting as you left the door 'where do we keep the scissors?" @sloanekitesongbird: @profaverylangdon No, the impulse will have died down by then and it won't be fun anymore.