UrGenderIsShowing

The existence of soft drinks implies the existence of HARD THROBBING drinks.

You don't even know my close and personal friend, The Famed Dragon of the West.

Come a little closer and I'll teach you about rabies.

I'm going to give my inner child a gun.

Wiping the little glue precum off the Elmers bottle just to feel something

I am useless AND gay

Cumming is so embarrassing, like here's whats in my balls I guess 🤷‍♂️

Twist the knife again, I'm close

I hate myself and it gets worse

Mama, a femboy behind you

Serving our country by bouncing on all this dick in the barracks

V for Velveeta (2026)

Nooooo, you're too pretty to have a raging boner

Step on a crack, your dad breaks my back or however the saying goes

Bop it, twist it, pull it, but instead of the game I'm using your dick

Sitting on Satan's lap and using his horns as handlebars