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PSA PT. 3

YAYYYYY PSA over

Howdy!

Here's my About Me!

Hi gang! My name is Cel

~~Things about me~~

- 20 yr old, genderfluid, pan lesbian (she/they)

- im a goat/satyr little shit and i will kiss monsters on the clitoris, so if you have a problem with that, BEGONE WITH YE

- quite neurodivergent

- Queers come talk to me im lonely lol<3<3

P.S. do not contact me or send asks trying to solicit donations. I do not know you nor do I trust random gofundmes. I will assume it is a scam and will block on sight. This is not the place

~~Interests List~~

(PSA, INTEREST LIST IS PARTIALLY OUTDATED)

history

video games (especially splatoon, stardew, minecraft, elden ring, Helldivers, HALO, Titanfall, and Honkai Star Rail, SIGNALIS)

Psychology

really random science facts (I read a shit ton)

History again

TANKS

D&D/tabletop games

Silly lil shows I enjoy

Fnaf!

fantasy and mythological book series! (alex fierro my beloved)

and thats all i can think of, more will come up when you interact with me lol

~~Blog tags!~~

#Goat girl ramblings: means this is an SFW post that ive talked about in the tags/reblog that ive talked in, or its an original post that is SFW

#Horny Goat Ramblings: THIS IS NSFW. REMEMBER. NSFW. it will be mature, horny, and will contain general sluttiness which I am filled with.

I CAN AND WILL REBLOG SMUT AND HORNY SHIT SO BEWARE, MINORS FUCKETH OFF

#Infodump: I am talking/ranting about a very niche thing, god help you if you read it

#goat girl ramblings #horny goat girl ramblings #about me

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revivivivify

thepromiscuousfinger

busket

I see a lot of posts telling trans men to leave their cishet boyfriend if he doesn't want you to take testosterone or transition. and yes, do it. leave him. staying with him will only fuck you up.

but we cant forget that if your lesbian/sapphic girlfriend doesn't want you taking testosterone or transitioning, you gotta leave her too. it doesnt matter that she's queer as well, she will be just as harmful to you in your journey as a trans man. women, even queer women, arent immune to being transphobic or anti-transmasculine

silvermoon424

Nazis crashing the fuck out at Elmo for no reason is one of my new favorite genres. Literally this pic:

EDIT: It turns out the Jordan Peterson ones are fake (they're real tweets but not directed at Elmo). However, Peterson DOES hate Elmo and has @'d him before.

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depsidase

thepaisleyelf

There’s a liquor store near my house that seems to be run exclusively by frat boys. They lovingly curate these bags, which I browsed today while “Oops I Did It Again” played through the store speakers. This is art to me, there is beauty everywhere for those with eyes to see it

harbinger-of-silly

All gays will go to hellsite

king-of-oreo

What if in hellsite but not gay

NO!

Tumblrites, the hour has come for us to practice one of our most sacred rituals.

Likes to charge, reblogs to cast.

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wakingfromthewater

Tumblrites, the hour has come for us to practice one of our most sacred rituals.

Likes to charge, reblogs to cast.

thej0ry

Is it really you. The three weed girlfriends dude?

No, I’m the three weed EX girlfriends dude

bakugo-sucks

Are they still smorking weed bunts??? Without you?????

thej0ry

*rips your arms off and pounds your head into your chest with them but is just sighing and not really into it the whole time*

flowerbleedme

fanfic is extremely hard

theprofessional-amateur

Well played Merriam-Webster.

“There is artificial intelligence, and there is actual intelligence” 🎤🫳

theprofessional-amateur

tedcruzisthezodiackiller

one-time-i-dreamt

WHAT

ririazul

myleftpinkytoe

Oh, i remember this! No truck fucking, but also hard to explain...?

Basically, a lot of truckers feel VERY attached to their trucks, to the point where it's common for truckers to refer to them as their "first baby".

So, knowing this, this trucker's wife organised a photoshoot where her husband's "first baby" got to meet his "second baby". Kind of like those pregnancy photoshoots with dogs?

He thought it was great, and they shared it on social media trucker groups. In a turn i would not expect, a lot of other truckers got really emotional about it. Like, grown men cooing over a stranger's pregnancy photoshoot, going to their wives and asking if they can do something similar 🥺🥺🥺. All in all, strangely wholesome???

fruitcakebro

Ohhhh, the truck is the big brother :)

teaboot

Like showing your baby bump to the family pet 🥺

demonic-mnemonic

Huh. Alright then. And...how do the stiletto heals factor into the equation?

teaboot

As a short man: skirt hem too long

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the rainbow connection or whatever 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩

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