These are the voyages of the starship Enterprise.

You’re a cop that’s been put on an undercover assignment in the mafia. Once you’re there, you realize that every person in the entire criminal organization is also an undercover agent

turns out this is exactly a LARP that I participated in over the summer. The mafia was being infiltrated by the Mob, the Yakuza, the Police, and the Illuminati. There were no actual mafia members there.

iirc this is also essentially what happened in actual Canadian history when the RCMP tried to infiltrate the FLQ only to find at a certain point it was actually just like ten of them spying on each other (a fail so epic it contributed notably to the creation of a separate intelligence agency, i.e. CSIS)

PornHub employees are the only people in the world who would rush to the porn tab when their boss walks by

The world is pretty awful when you look at it in the context of humans, but look at all these species who aren’t fucking up today.

me immediately after talking about any personal information or emotions: ive revealed too much. i must never speak again, to show no weakness and preserve my identity