Just think, everyone and everything in his world is made of Lego pieces. They are as fundamental as the subatomic particles that make up our world.

From the characters' perspective, the humans are gods that created these fundamental elements as drastically simplified playthings imitating their own world. Imagine finding out that the periodic table of elements was constructed by gods in order to build a simulation of something thousands of times more complex, and we are just simulations being puppeted by these gods for their amusement.

This also explains why objects like the Kragle and the Scepter of Q-Tip are considered "relics" with unnatural powers—they are discarded items from the higher, far more complex reality that follow the rules of THAT reality, not the characters' reality. That is why they can influence the character' world in ways not normally permitted by that reality.

Bedtime Story.

Short story by Jeffery Whitmore! Wanted to make this into a comic for a while :] just in a girl boss sorta mood hehe

thumbs + bonus :^))

A comic including the layout and bonus panel.

Image: A woman with long dark hair is looking into a drawer. She’s sat on a bed wearing only her bra and knickers as she pull out a gun and holds it in her right hand. From across the room a voice says, “Careful, honey, it’s loaded.” The voice belongs to a man who is standing by the bedroom door undoing the buttons on his shirt. They look at each other. As he moves to the bed and puts a knee on it she asks, “Is this for your wife?” He replies, “No. Too chancy.” He caresses her hair and says, “I’m hiring a professional.” She smiles and says, “How about me?” He says, “cute.” Then he turns away and says, “Who would be dumb enough to hire a female hitman?” The word click appears in between the panels. She smiles at him as she says, “Your wife.”

Thumbnail sketches of all the panels in black and white.

Bonus panel in black and white. The hitwoman and the wife are standing laughing. The hitwoman has her arm around the wife as she says, “You should have seen his face!”