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ragebaiting lemonade stand owner with one simple order

as a child being told "the moon controls the tides" with no additional explanation was like. oh okay. you want me to believe in magic? you're talking about magic right now? okay. fine

yo mr white can you sign my permission slip so i can go to the aquarium bitch

jesse. you need money to enter jesse.

yo mr white can i have $5 to go to the aquarium it's for school bitch

jesse. do you want some money for the gift shop jesse.

yeah mr white. can i have money to get lunch there too please. bitch

of course jesse. bring me back a cuttlefish plush jesse

you got it mr white

thank you jesse

Dead wife but it's a flashback to an amazing sandwich you had 3 years ago

incredible that the shapes in the moon im looking at right now are the same shapes on the same moon that somebody was looking at thousands of years ago

when i post things like this i get scared im gonna be publicly super wrong. like what if this is how i find out we used to have a different moon until reagan replaced it

May you have as much charisma as this man one day.