i'm a material girl

It's not a lot I ask for

Yes, and stop whining.

When they realized how stupid it was.

Is someone there?

Just silly ole me. 

It was a joke.

Of course it was. It's a pleasure to meet you Landon, I'm Florence.

Shit.

Why so scared, Bennett?

Good thing I'm not a hooker.

Something involving you, me and a bed.

That sounds very enticing. 

Finished grading papers...

Maybe you could use some relaxation? I could help you out with that.

Skip the papers and do something that is your ideal Friday night.

Sadly I'm already failing my classes and my teachers told me I'd completely fail my senior year if I don't write these papers. 

Marshmallow. My cat.

What an odd name.

I could make your night a lot more interesting.

Oh really? What do you have in mind?

Simply don’t do them.

Tried that, and apparently I'll fail if I don't turn it in.

I was hoping that you were joking, because that is my kitten you are talking about.

Chill out, it's probably just some old hag's cat.

They certainly don’t understand the importance of treading lightly.

What are you gonna do about it?

My, my...

The filth don't realize how easy they got it, compared to what they deserve.