monster energy rating bc im bored

im floof and i made this account for rating monster flavours bc its my favorite drink, my main is @1-footinthegrave

!! OBLIGATORY THESE ARE MY OPINIONS JUST BECAUSE I DONT LIKE A FLAVOUR DOESNT MEAN ITS OBJECTIVELY BAD DISCLAIMER !!

ALSO IMPORTANT !! i am a minor !! im not specifying my exact age for safety reasons but i am in high school!!!

genderfaun, omnisexual, aceflux, and aroflux

pronouns: he/it/xe/anything but she or they (seriously anything i adore neopronouns)

i dont have a dni but my stances on most topics are in my main's intro post

feel free to request flavours!!!

also all ratings will be tagged with their flavour if you wanna look for a specific one

very sweet, i recognize the taste but i cant quite place it so im googling it ok the internet says its passion fruit orange and guava

it tastes vaguely like overripe cherries, its not bad but the aftertaste is booty crust

it tastes rly similar to the green jolly rancher and the watermelon one

uhh yeah i like it, its more tart than the other ones but i think that adds to it, i genuinely couldnt place the taste the first time i had it and had to look it up, apparentrly its grapefruit? i can kinda taste it i guess

hi im alive uhh it tastes a lot like green apple candy, like specifically the green jolly rancher

ok jokes aside i've been toying with the idea of posting outfits based off monster cans would that be smth anyone wants to see

tastes very artificial grape-y kinda like a sweeter version of the purple one with more artificial grape flavour

very sweet, not much else to say, definitely gets that fruit punch taste down

who is naming these things vro

uhh its very citrusy and tangy, its pretty good in my opinion

it tastes rly good, probably one of my favorites, its sweet but also a bit tangy

very sweet, but not like overly so, the actual "strawberry" taste is pretty vague but i like the taste

also it got in my eyes when i opened it

big shocker, it tastes like peach, specifically like peach ring candy

it tastes like mangos, i had a thing of freeze dried mangos a few days ago and it definitely tastes similar

youre never gonna guess, it tastes like... watermelon, surprising. more artificial watermelon candy than actual watermelon flavour though