ASHES TO ASHES DUST TO DUST

This is by far the most cringe a la cringe of humble brags I have ever read.. Totally could’ve had a heartwarming or sentimental moment but no.. You had to boast about how you endured blues clues endlessly for 20 years???

WASPINATOR MY BOOOOOYYYY!!!

Okay I'm going to stick with idw waspinator just for clarity and cohesion 

1). Post-war, Waspinator runs Maccadam's New Old Oil House. He was a regular at blurr's Maccadam's, had his own seat. Waspinator is friendly, likeable, and loves drinking and being around people. He makes an excellent new bartender and it's where all the cybes from the destroyed cybertron like to hang out.

2) after waspinator got stabbed in crystal city in dark cybertron the others left him for dead, but there was still ore-13 left here from shockwaves shenenigans. Just a leetle bit. Waspinator ended up grabbing it without even knowing what it was and survived this mortal wound. He kept it as a lucky charm and still doesn't know what it is, but it does render him functionally immortal.

3) waspinator is a forged beastformer who saw the start of the war. As a beastformer he had very few rights on cybertron and joined the Decepticons as a direct result.

4) He's always done what he's told but after his near death experience he aggressively decided he wanted to be a good person. He's spent most of his life making decisions based on what he thought was mostly likely to keep him alive and it usually nearly killed him, so he's decided he's going to do whatever he thinks is right now whether it kills him or not. Somehow it's working out for him way better.