Flood Bathsalt Placentas

@floodbathsaltplacentas

The story of this blog is that melody tried to read Jacob's blog title that one time which is floodbasaltplateaus and then she read it wrong and read it as flood bathsalt placentas and me being a girl genius was like Ima save that blog name and now this exists. I think that means it's a fan blog. UPDATE: This blog contains quotes from people that I know.

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I made a dumb face

Hannah's dad: That's a nice face. You'll get lots of boyfriends.

Hannah: Ah yes. The goal, you see, is quantity.

#overtheadriatic

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Spongebob is basically Wonder Woman

Cameron (via mrsdong)

Why don't schools have bars?

Andria

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Who sings “Livin La Vida Loca?” Coldplay?

Cameron (via mrsdong)

Katie: I'm at Hannah's house

Katie: Oh yeah Hannah is here too

#painindiazz

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My mom is tired of washing the blender

Mom: Adam, have you though about using a whisk for your milkshakes?

Adam: That would not work out

Mom: Why not-

Adam: Because

Adam: Picture this:

Adam: Whisking

Adam: Ice cream

#overtheadriatic

Katie: It's fun to identify things you almost fall off of.

#painindiazz

To Katie

Darwin: What kind of soup are you?

Hannah: If you were stranded on an island, what kind of soup would you want to eat forever?

Darwin: If you were stranded on an island full of soup-eating aborigines people, what kind of soup would you want to be while they eat you?

#painindiazz #overtheadriatic #the-cosmic-darwin

Hannah: Thank you, romantic-comedy-best-friend.

Helena: Yeah, now let's get drunk and climb the Hollywood sign

#overtheadriatic #meineweltraum

Those like ads for burgers that are like ten patties high like what that's not even a mouth

Elie

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Sam: *funny voice* Hello

Monica: *laughs really hard*

Sam: *laughs really hard*

Sam: I feel like this is a good representation of our friendship

Sam: answers phone

Sam: laughs for 5 minutes

Melody: does this look like a heart to you?

Melody: or a pair of lungs?

Monica: that looks like a butt

#platonicpancakes #lesboned

Hannah: There ARE SO MANY THINGS you could pay for for me.

Blake: Nah uh I'm not yo sugar daddy.

#overtheadriatic #blakeisasnorlax

Blake: Cookies aren't good for you, Hannah.

Blake:

Blake: So you're just going to eat cookies in front of me?

Blake: What is this, Hitler's youth?

#blakeisasnorlax #overtheadriatic

A Skype Chat Conversation

Adam: FEEL DA RIDDIM

Adam: FEEL DA RHYME

Adam: GET ON UP

Adam (simultaneously): ITS BOBSLEDDING TIME

Hannah (simultaneously): IT'S BOBSLED TIM

Hannah: OH MY GOD

Hannah: bobsled tim.

Hannah: Watch out for bobsled tim.

Adam: he'll bobsled into the tight turns like he bobsleds into our hearts

Adam: Bobsled Tim

Adam: coming this winter

#overtheadriatic

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Katie: you're getting to the age where you have to start thinking about your will

Monica: I don't even have a will

Brittany: do you at least have a way?

Hannah's dad: Why won't you be my friend on facebook.

Hannah: Okay fine. Look. Here. I'm doing it.

Hannah's dad (and these are direct quotes): WHOOPIE

Hannah's dad: I DID IT

Hannah's dad: I'M IN

Hannah's dad: I'M HANNAH'S FRIEND

Hannah's dad: I'M HOT STUFF

#overtheadriatic

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