Jazzy Vail

Well, anon, I’ll tell you! She’s like a rainbow in a cloudy sky, a clean car on a dirty highway, a God among humans, really. See the thing about Jazz is that she’s just so perfect in almost every way. Almost. I mean…there is that *one* thing…but, nah! It’s nothing. Hope this helped!

also what's the *one* thing you're talking about hmmmmm???

I hope this helps answer your question, dear anon who is completely random and not Kale. I thank you for supporting my blog and being an active part of my massive audience that definitely doesn’t consist of 8 people.

Youre pretty great too...just saying😂