Flex,

From my personal experience being an American on tumblr is like being the person in the BACK of the car praying that the person driving will STOP ramming into the wall. A lot of us know this shit is stupid and we’re looking out the window like “LOOK THOSE OTHER CARS ARE DRIVING DOWN THE ROAD LETS BE LIKE THEM” But the driver is like “FUCK YOU! BUILT FORD TOUGH! USA USA USA DONT LIKE IT, GET OUT!” but the doors are locked and the car is now smoking and threatening to catch fire.

Reblogging for the followup comment! ‘cos that’s exactly what it’s like.

the followup comment tho. 

I was about to get real mad before that comment tbqh

Posts like this always betray a fundamental lack of understanding about how American laws work. Hi, hello, those people who are anti whatever also have votes & money & fund studies that say they are right. They do things like partner with Rupert Murdoch & Piers Morgan (who are not American by the way) to spread their hateful racist fearmongering messages to the voting public. They are funded by billionaires who are also pushing the same thing in other countries. See Brexit (which Australian born Murdoch loves) and then kindly shut the fuck up about what’s wrong in the US because your house is on fire too.  

it’s crazy as hell in big papa biggie like “you got a gun up in ya waist please don’t shoot up the place” then some nigga say “why” like his heart was really set on shooting this bitch up and biggie ruining everything. 

she said time is an abstract concept i said bitch where, she said underneath the illusion of existence i said bitch..none of this is real

Aww the era where baseball jerseys, name belts, and jeans and jackets were a thing lol

I’ve gone through almost 24 years of life and I’ve never seen a crab eat until just now.

Cats don’t know what they want.

World domination.

Damn it feels good to be a gangsta

Let me rub my fingers through your hair with my Dick in your mouth.

I got 4c hair though 😔

I like the grab and pull better, jus don’t do that mess near the edges

Real one.