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Alisa U Zemlji Chuda
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
styofa doing anything
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RMH
Today's Document
i don't do bad sauce passes
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will byers stan first human second
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
trying on a metaphor
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so. i just learned that my entirely me-written resume flags as being AI-written by automated HR systems for a few writing quirks and the fact that i followed all the rules of good resume writing, which is apparently a telltale sign of AI use in this fucking hellworld. i've been desperately applying to jobs that i am massively overqualified for for months with no response, not even an interview, and now i find out that at least part of the reason is because some fucking moron decided that following the rules every career advisor has given me for a decade means i cheated and should be disqualified. the ai bubble cannot pop soon enough. what the actual fuck.
"frequent use of action-result sentences. bullet points all start with action verbs. no career gaps." girl what the fuck are you talking about. that's just resume writing advice being followed. i just did what i was told. it's a fucking resume. you're supposed to do all that stuff. what the fuck do you mean it looks ai generated and wouldn't pass basic detection systems?????????? for following the resume writing rules????????????
wishing every AI bro and ceo a very [REDACTED]
Last year i sent an application to a huge IT company (like, worldwide huge) and my only mistake was not flagging out the automatic AI review. So they just refused my application the day after. I tried to contact them in any possible way but these fuckers DO NOT HAVE ANY FORM OF CONTACT. I couldn't send another application with my account so i made another one and sent my resume and everything again. This time it took them longer but they still kicked me and blocked all my accounts because they thought i was cheating while in reality no human ever fucking reviewed my resume and it was unfair.
I contacted their support (took me forever to find it) and explained the situation, and they still blocked all the accounts i tried to create. I was perfect for that position and because of a stupid AI review of my resume i never had access to it. And I don't have access to any other position from that company, it's like im forever banned from it.
They ended up assuming my master's colleague who has the same exact resume as mine because we studied the exact same things. She has been with them for a year now, did an internship and now is hired and thriving. I am not. To this day I'm still fuming because of that.
AI is a disgrace to this world
Severed AU - The Final Fic
The last fic to close out the series is here <3 I wish I'd been able to finish it back in 2022 as I'd originally planned, but better late than never.
I'll be aiming to post two chapters a week. Similarly to Fragments, smaller chapters from other character viewpoints will be interspersed with the main chapters. The first four are already available on AO3.
https://archiveofourown.org/works/85980306/chapters/227311196
@fairymascot how does it feel to be the funniest person in the entire world. just curious
imagine youre cinderella and youre running away from the ball and your. actually i cant tell which shoe would be funnier to lose

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i might be the most boring pnf fan bc i did in fact get excited whenever i heard about new drusselsteinian lore esp politics/history
@agentlizardofowca :
#I love seeing flashbacks of Heinz's youth because you see army influence everywhere. It's so obvious that Drusselstein went from#ww2 immediately into communist occupation
#and the country is so small there was nothing they could do but sit there and see what happens
#That whole country is probably on the unesco world heritage list because i doubt they've built anything new in the last 90 years
#anyway one day i should finish that fic about Heinz and Perry in Drusselstein in the 80's as teens... i have too many wips omg -
Do Eathpeople believe that Spacers have very long dicks? (They actually don't )
Is Elijah the only Asimov character with detailed backstory?
Daneel Olivaw
Susan Calvin
Hari Seldon
Gladia
The Mule?
The backstory refers to what happened to a character pre-story. Daneel, Hari, Gladia and The Mule have stories but I don't think they count as backstories (except of Hari probably becahse his story was written as a prequel).
Here it is! My piece for Entrapdak Zine 4! Actually a Fairy AU, sorta based on “Strange Magic”-ish. Premise would be that Hordak is a bat-winged fairy, while Entrapta is a wingless fairy, using her magical hair to get around, and thinking of making tech wings.
I honestly would love to see if someone could write this AU, I’d be amazed.

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i read the robots series translated at first so I never came across the term "plainclothesman" anywhere else so whenever I found it in a bunch of fanfics I was reading I thought there was some kind of fandom wide phenomenon about making fun of Elijah's fashion style (´°̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥ω°̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥`)
elijah introducing himself to spacers: Elijah Bailey, boring clothes wearer from shit planet
wait I just thought about Daneel not knowing that word either and getting ready to fight someone for his partners honor (ʃƪ^3^)
i read the robots series translated at first so I never came across the term "plainclothesman" anywhere else so whenever I found it in a bunch of fanfics I was reading I thought there was some kind of fandom wide phenomenon about making fun of Elijah's fashion style (´°̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥ω°̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥`)
You possess the galaxy’s most advanced intelligent humaniform robot, a groundbreaking work of robotics. What do you do?
Fastolfe: gift it to this poor lonely husband-killer who looks like my estranged daughter who resents me after I used her for scientific experiments & refused her offer
Gladia: SEX / leave it in an empty room all by itself for days, to improve the SEX 👁️🫦👁️
Asimov correctly assumed that a powerful general-purpose technology would be immediately applied, by some, to the most primal activity:
g o o n i n g
Elijah behaves like a RAINBOW LORIKEET
Since they usually fight in pairs, "don't test the force of our love" is a rainbow lorikeet phrase.
To continue, Daneel is AUSTRALIAN KING PARROT.
It is a very sweet and friendly parrot that gets bullied by other birds, including lorikeets. But it is still a parrot, and all parrots are somewhat crazy (and tend to acquire brainrot over a single person).
Giskard is WHITE-WINGED CHOUGH. It is an underrated and ignored bird with scary red eyes.
They like to steal chicks from other families and make them take care of their own chicks when they are mature enough. This is similar to how Giskard brainwashed some robots on Earth.
They also have complicated language they don't fully understand until they are 6 months. This is similar to Giskard's abilities.
Vasilia is a SULPHUR-CRESTED COCKATOO. It is a crazy fearless destructive parrot with HUGE brain.
These parrots like to obsess over a single person, and nothing can stop them on their way to said person (all parrots are like that but large cockatoos especially), which is similar to how Vasilia wanted to get Giskard back.
They like to sneak into people's houses as well, I have seen this first-hand 😎🔥
The chapter in which Elijah interrogated Vasilia is like an average sulphur-rainbow interaction (pictures 2 and 3) 💥
And did I mention their huge brain? For example, they have learned to open bins even when people try to secure (picture 4) them and use water fountains (picture 5).
Fastolfe is a LONG-BILLED CORELLA (also a kind of cockatoo). Idk, just vibes.
Mandamus is an AUSTRALIAN WHITE IBIS. This controversial bird is actually a skilled urban forager (pictures 3, 4, 5 are related), which is simialr to how Mandamus spent 7192939896540 days on Earth, mostly in The Cities. They also adapted to building nests on introduced palm trees 🌴 (pictures 6 and 7). They don't look very comfortable but it's something, just like the shelter built by the himaniform 🤖.
I looked this up, and turns out there's at least three separate species of birds that do this - black kites, whistling kites, and brown falcons. Collectively they are known as firehawks. Rangers in northern parts of Australia take this behaviour into account when assessing and managing bushfire risk.
"We document Indigenous Ecological Knowledge and non-Indigenous observations of intentional fire-spreading by the fire-foraging raptors Black Kite (Milvus migrans), Whistling Kite (Haliastur sphenurus), and Brown Falcon (Falco berigora) in tropical Australian savannas. Observers report both solo and cooperative attempts, often successful, to spread wildfires intentionally via single-occasion or repeated transport of burning sticks in talons or beaks. This behavior, often represented in sacred ceremonies, is widely known to local people in the Northern Territory, where we carried out ethno-ornithological research from 2011 to 2017; it was also reported to us from Western Australia and Queensland. Though Aboriginal rangers and others who deal with bushfires take into account the risks posed by raptors that cause controlled burns to jump across firebreaks, official skepticism about the reality of avian fire-spreading hampers effective planning for landscape management and restoration." - Mark Bonta et al, 2017, J. of Ethnobiology, 37(4), p. 700
[Paper in Journal of Ethnobiology] [National Geographic] [wildlife.org]

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I physically could not stop laughing until I got this out of my brain
wander over yonder pride post
Two men and the Mule-