“ never seen a monster like you around here before. ”
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“That’s because there aren’t many monsters like me! I could say the same for you... Captain Undyne, is it?”

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@flcwey
“ never seen a monster like you around here before. ”
█▌STARTER CALL | @flcwey
“That’s because there aren’t many monsters like me! I could say the same for you... Captain Undyne, is it?”

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Manipulative Characters in Roleplays
I’ve kind of always wanted to write this rant, so here we go:
You know when there’s that character in the RP whose bio says that he’s supposed to be ‘manipulative’ and ‘sly’ and really good at reading people and clever and stuff?
Those characters are supposed to be brilliant puppet-masters, and they’re supposed to be able to manipulate other characters. The admins wrote that character that way for a reason, and the person playing the character should have the liberty to use their character in a realistic way. So when you’re playing against a character like that, don’t have your character guess the manipulative/secretive character’s motives just because you want the ‘good guys’ to win. Especially if you’re playing someone who’s supposed to be easily manipulated.
“ That is alright. ”
He said, making very rigid okay signs with both of his hands. Each segment of his phalanges cracked with the most minute movement, but no pain was felt. Every creak, often earning a tired, wistful sigh from the ( ex) royal scientist during his time of employment, now fed his confidence. Simply by the presence of that sound. Simply because he was ‘solid‘ enough to create it.
“ My old home— Haha, I hardly considered it very— homely. It was very— uncomfortable. I thought— that it was about time for a change in scenery. I have lived in— many other places. The capital, Hotland, Snowdin… Changing things up a little, every once in a while— Is good, don’t you think?
Where are you from. . ? Flowers such as yourself in the underground are very, very… U n c o m m o n. Flowers that speak of their own accord, I mean. Please. Make yourself at home. Rest those roots and— tell me a little more about yourself.”
Oh, this “Gaster” was definitely lying. Flowey had carved bloody swathes through the Underground’s cities-- and not once had they met. Right? His memory felt uncertain, shaky, and blurred around the edges. (In a forgotten time, a child named Asriel had seen the royal scientist speaking with his father, the king. A decaying history hovers overhead, invisible to the former prince.) But that uncertainty did not carry onto his resolve.
“Yeah, I LOVE traveling!” Flowey laughed, making no move to relax. While he put up a good show of friendliness, he was ready to FIGHT at any moment. He hadn’t learned Gaster’s patterns yet, after all. Around new characters one should always tread lightly.
“I’m from, uh, the Ruins! There’s plenty of talking flowers there!” And Gaster would never be able to meet them if he couldn’t dig under the door. A perfect lie.
“There’s not much to say about me. I just like making new friends! Tell me about you, Gaster! What is this place?”
“THE MORE I SEE, THE MORE I KNOW.
THE MORE I KNOW, THE GREATER MY POWER.
THE GREATER MY POWER, THE MORE ENEMIES OF YOURS I CAN CRUSH.
JUST SHAKE MY HAND.”
* i mean, sure, go for it.
* good luck gettin’ to it from that little pot of yours, though.
“You’re right Sans! Your food would be too difficult to reach! I guess I’ll have to settle for poisoning your friends.”

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* what, you don’t lilac them?
* not even a lily bit?
* maybe they’d be funnier if i knew what the hell kind of flower you are. y'really just look like a weed
“You must think you’re really funny, huh? ...I wonder if you’ll still be laughing after I poison your food.”
@dragonscroll
“What’s it like being the last panda?” Sickening sweetness interweaves with a question born not of curiosity, but of cruelty. Flowey already knows the answer-- there’s nobody like him, too. (Not a human, not a monster, and barely even a flower. Even he’s not sure what he really is.) “Golly, it sure must be lonely being the only one of your kind...”
It would’ve been easy to miss the golden flower that rose beneath the cover of snow, had it not been for the little dot of color in an otherwise white enviroment and the obnoxious voice that he knew his brother had been speaking to in secret. Halting mid-step and setting his foot back down, his eyes drift towards the culprit whose sweetness couldn’t fool him for even a second – it’s as much a charade as the skeleton’s grin.
❝you gotta learn when to leaf people alone.❞
Sans isn’t about to take the sunflower up on it’s offer; quite to the contrary, to be perfectly honest. He could tolerate a lot of things, but someone – or something – trying to corrupt his younger brother wasn’t one of them.
❝don’t ya know? it’s weeding season.❞
“Gosh, what a rude thing to say...”
The flower’s petals wilt to match an expression of faux sadness. Once upon a time Flowey was interested in helping Sans. In learning about whatever lay in that mysterious backstory of his. In finishing his story, one way or another. Flowey doesn’t care anymore-- thousands of deaths at the skeletons hands would do that. All he wishes for the skeleton now is the truest of agonies.
Flowey feels the tension crackle in the crisp Snowdin air. Sans had broken the charade of civility that the two shared, and now anything could happen. Most likely something violent. A small smile takes root. “Maybe you should try taking your own advice--” It blossoms into a cracked, grinning maw.
“--You never know who the real monsters are.” Two rings of spinning bullets materialize around the skeleton and immediately rocket forward. (If he can’t kill one skeleton then by the stars beyond he’ll have the other.)
@flcwey.
* hey there, bud-dy.
* long time, no seed.
“Howdy, Smiley Trashbag! Still pretending your jokes are at all funny?”
@flcwey
*(…. You hate me now, don’t you?)
*(I’d understand if you did.)
For a moment, the flower regards the spirit, his face impassive. He had forgiven Chara for the day they both died long ago. It was his fault after all; it was Asriel who didn’t understand the true meaning of this world (kill or be killed).
No, what’s truly unforgivable is what Chara’s doing now. He had hoped that without a soul of their own, they would be empty. Cruel. Just like him. They should be helping him tear down this wretched world, not saving it!
Flowey’s expression peels away to reveal a cruel grin (or is it a grimace?). “Of course I do! Did you really think after everything you’ve done I’d still CARE about you? You IDIOT.”

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“I’m a traitor, a rebel, a CRYSTAL GEMMMMMM!”
Of ALL the people in the world….no, not even in the world - in the GALAXY….she had to be the one stuck with a sick talking FLOWER. At least now that the pact was already MADE he was slightly more tolerable. When they first met he was a NIGHTMARE. She only made the pact with him so he’d shut the hell up.
Though honestly, he wasn’t ALWAYS so hard to put up with. Sometimes he was EASY-GOING, but most of the time he’d be hollering about PACTS and plans for GLORY and all kinds of crap. When he wasn’t doing that, or INTENTIONALLY making Maggie’s life hard, he was all right. But times like those BARELY ever happened.
At least the greedy little WEED was only in her dreams now though, instead of just following her AROUND as a creepy smiling ghost or whatever he was. Now, he wasn’t AS pushy considering he could only talk to her when she was ASLEEP; and tragically, she happened to be right now.
❝ Gee, I don’t KNOW, Flowey….which plan are we talking about again? You spew out like, FIFTY new ones every time I see you. Besides, I’ve got a LOT on my mind right now. Shouldn’t you know that? You’re the one who’s always IN my mind. ❞
There were many plants in Maggie’s forest, most of them his. There were Buttercups (reminders that even the best laid plans could blow up in your face), Golden Flowers (around them one gained the distinct feeling that someone was watching...), Water Sausages (was that what they were called?), and Echo Flowers.
The Echo Flowers, bioluminescent and electric blue from stem to head, were plants with the gift of speech. And oh, did they speak. Advice, reminders, snatches of previous conversations, encouragement... and all of it in Flowey’s favor.
“Don’t you remember? Golly, you sure are STUPID,” Flowey giggled with characteristic venom. “I’m talking about the only plan that matters!” (Let’s leave this miserable planet! Whispered an echo flower with the demon’s voice.) “The plan where we finally leave this dirtball behind!”
@magnoliis
Flowey had higher hopes, when he died. Nothing unrealistic-- unlike the molten queen to whom he had pledged his allegiance (figurative fingers crossed behind his back all the while) he never expected his body-mate to a born warrior. All he had wanted was someone he could bend to his desires-- needing not strength, but someone who wouldn’t mess up his plots.
Instead, he got Maggie Lacivi. The fact that she was strong-willed and temperamental was bad enough, but then there was her tendency to fall in lower-case love. The fact that Flowey could barely comprehend the emotion aside, her seeming obsession with romance had a way of ruining his plans. If he had his way, they would've left this miserable planet years ago-- but then she’d have to give up her true love of the week, wouldn’t she?
“Howdy Maggie!” Flowey cheered, having burst from the overgrown earth of Maggie’s mindscape moments after she fell asleep. “Have you given any more thought to my plan?”
' What are you ? ' ?¿!
“Hee hee! Can’t you tell? I’m Flowey. Flowey the Flower.”
“And I am the prince of this world’s future.”
The door between had been discovered. This hub- this safe place where he could securely gather his thoughts and sleep knowing that he’d wake in the same place no matter what had been infiltrated by a N O X I O U S W E E D. A hand was raised holding the formation of a peace sign as he his mind ticked and cogs turned in thought. There was zero doubt in his mind that this was the perfect opportunity to do what he intended to do from the first moment he saw visions of this flower. Yet, as he focused his energy into something that was sure to hurt, something else inside him refused. After all, there was something much greater to be gained by playing the innocent flower for a little while.
* It’s your turn, Aster.
“ Ah— H-… Hello there. Sprouting so suddenly like that— You gave me quite the s h o c k ! You don’t look like an echo flower to me, so naturally… you must be a monster.“
Having briefly fallen silent and ceasing his accompanying hand signs, a gentle expression lit up the man’s face. He ‘knelt’ to meet his visitor’s level.
” How wonderful that I could be graced with a guest so soon! The front door can be very easy to miss. In fact, so far, no one has noticed that I’ve moved in. It is nice to meet you, Flowey. Anyone that knows me, calls me ‘Gaster’. But as I am— somewhat new to Waterfall, I suppose you’ll be the first one to actually do that. “
* “Gaster” is laughing politely.
Flowey’s grin widened, a pale, insincere crescent. Interesting. Once again, something new. He had never once heard of Gaster. Who was this monster? And why was he here, after so many resets of seeming non-existence? This filled Flowey with-- well, not happiness. Positive emotions were akin to the stars of Waterfall; distant, glimmering gems that lay tantalizingly out of reach, never to be held. No, this filled Flowey with DETERMINATION. With all those mysteries, all those secrets, Gaster must have been hiding something-- and Flowey wouldn’t rest until he found out what. (Finally, a challenge. Something he hadn’t experienced for countless years.)
“Ha ha ha! I’m sorry to have surprised you!” Flowey lied, his head swaying to the side in something similar to a apologetic shrug. His dark, empty eyes, widened by false cheer, locked with those of the mysterious monster. A sign of truth, well-practiced. “So you just moved in, huh? Where did you use to live?”

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@flcwey
A normal person would consider flowers something nice – and, in a way, they weren’t entirely wrong. Most of them were just that: a nice smell, a pretty blossom, a gift to a loved one. But there’s one that fits none of these criterias, hidden from view to most, its mere existence a whisper that twists the minds of the unsuspecting: like his brother. The moment he’d found out that Papyrus had been speaking to a golden flower was the exact same one that had prompted him to raise red flags. Making his way towards the core of the lone woods surrounding Snowdin, he’d have none of this.
❝i know you’re here somewhere.❞
Damn it. That smiley trashbag is the last thing Flowey wants fouling the woods with his stupid puns and his stubborn inability to die.
It’s not that Flowey’s in actual danger; his is the power to RESET. Even death is merely an inconvenience to the former prince. And now that his plot regarding The Great (to manipulate) Papyrus is officially ruined, he might as well get this over with-- and who knows? Maybe he’ll finally kill Sans, this time. It makes him smile, just thinking about it.
Flowey pops up from beneath chill soil, his pollen-stained face marked with both dirt and an unbearably cheerful expression. “Howdy! What’re you looking for? I bet I could help you out-- I know these woods like the back of my petals!”
Flowey is rooted to the ground with indecision. Ha. Ha. Ha.
No one is happy with this.