MtG Flavor Text

Players that don't read flavor text aren't too bright, sorta smell, and dress funny. But let's just keep this between us, okay? They can get kind of violent.

'We'll scale these cliffs, traverse Brittle Bridge, and then fight our way down the volcanic slopes on the other side.' 'Isn't the shortest route through the canyon?' 'Yes.' So shouldn't we-' 'No.'

Or did you just see 'Markov Manor' on a map and think, 'Hey, great, there's no way that could result in me being brutally murdered'?

“I thought of fate as an iron lattice, intricate but rigidly unchangeable. That was until some force bent fate’s bars to spare my life.” —Ilromov, traveling storyteller

The Gitaxians whisper among themselves of other worlds. If they exist, we must bring Phyrexia’s magnificence to them.

"I mean, I've made a lot of bad decisions in my life, even just counting the ones I can remember. And an awful lot of them involve her."

My greatest hope is that you will surpass me in every way, consigning my name to some forgotten corner of history.

In Gavony wishing is taken as a sign of weakness, yet the wells usually brim with silver.

"Time enough to become a Medic once you're hurt too badly to fight. For now, Icatia needs your strength more than your compassion." —Lydia Wynforth, Mayor of Trokair

He raged at the world, at his family, at his life. But mostly he just raged.

"All will be reforged in the fires of glory." —Urabrask the Hidden

When mortals claim there are places Thassa cannot reach, the sea god laughs.

"Your deed cannot be undone. You, however, can be." —Agosto, Azorius imperator

It has to deliberate a moment on the best way to break your face.

"Oh mighty Griselbrand, Scourge of the Heedless World, gladly I consume myself for thee!"

"Graceful? Yes. Beautiful? Absolutely. Harmless? Definitely not." —Fyndhorn elder

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