I am always tired

I'm high as fuck at medieval times and trying so hard to look normal. My friend pointed at a QR code and went "What is the meaning of this Rune..." and I almost threw up trying not to laugh

Friends were doing a Bit where they boo the King and Queen bc they're antimonarchists and I got legit nervous like "Guys they're like RIGHT there, we're gonna get beheaded 😭😭😭" and when the servers showed up to sell glowy swords and stuff I sank into my seat like. "Omfgggg guys I told youuu"

They kept doing very immersive jeering like "DISHONORABLE" and "LET HIM TASTE YOUR STEEL!" and I started being like... guys this is so fucked up... This is people's lives...

I've always thought Margarita would be a beautiful name for a little girl

And her beautiful sister Cosmopolitan

Rum & The Eyeless One

i think people conflate “this thing is edgy” with “this thing is insincere and mean-spirited” far too often

like i hate it when things are insincere and mean-spirited. but i love it when things are edgy. does that make sense.

If you zip it up she just loses

things are always giving characters red eyes to indicate they are evil or something but my red eyes are a sign of how friendly and happy and smiling and friendly i am. trust me