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He Won’t Leave My Dreams

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Right Side Up Peter Griffin

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Boy’s Clothing Section at Walmart

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The time i hid in a nature reserve and ate only endangered animals for three months straight before a park ranger captured me like a stray dog.

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Quitting your job and meditating so hard you animorph into a city pigeon (columba livia domestica) flag

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Ego death At Walmart flag

Once I was shopping in the maternity wear section of walmart and a strange child came up to me and asked me if I was expecting, I told him no and he shook his head. I was really confused and thought perhaps the kid was upset at me for buying clothing made for pregnant people despite not being pregnant. He handed me a small candy that I thought was an m&m so i promptly put it in my mouth without thinking. The kid ran off and I took my Oh Mamma Maternity Stripe Cold Shoulder Knit Top into the dressing room. When i removed my shirt I felt a little weird and sat down, everything started to become nothing and i was no longer a person, just electricity being powered by organic material. this lasted for about an hour until i woke up to a walmart employee telling me to take my half naked self off the premisses. 

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The time I fell in love with the arby's cashier 

I remember ordering a sandwich and seeing him in front of me taking my order, he was handsome, beautiful even, he recited my order back to me with the voice of an angel, and when he asked if i wanted curly or normal fries its like the world disappeared around us. I held up the line for about 10 minutes before asking for curly. I go back to that arby's often and even though he doesn't remember me every time, I remember him. 

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