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That’s so cute and corny.

I make corny jokes way too much.

Don’t worry about that. I’m pretty sure most everybody in this town is a total fucking killjoy. And I don’t mean that in the fun way.

Interesting.

Huh. Didn’t think you’d really be into partying.

Oh, I don’t. But I figure it must be for people that like it...

It’s no big deal. It’s not like we have any fucking parties around here anyway. Everybody’s too wrapped in their own shit to do anything fun.

Well that sounds unpleasant...

Kay. Well…great story. Don’t tell at parties unless you’re trying to get everybody to leave.

Oh... Um... Sorry...

Did that really happen or was that just a shitty joke?

It actually happened.

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