suffering sappho

"are you hitting the same vagina you spent the first 9 month of your mortal life in?" im the first person in my bloodline to hear this sentence

fuuuck I could use a mysterious benefactor right now

seems like my dedication to my isolation isn’t going to save me. that’s crazyyyyy

[bird consoling his other bird friend] yeah don't worry man that guy can't kill both of us. he only has one stone

to each their own i guess *walks into the ocean slowly and never comes back*

You literally have to take this one wild and precious life and wrangle it into something that’s worth waking up every day for

There are truly very few forces in the world as strong as the inertia of staying up way too late doing fuckall