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@fivefled
bailey, she / her, 23, EST.
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@starlightfreed : mage ocs multi, low activity
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hi friends! life is super hectic rn and i’m really struggling to manage so many blogs. i’ve decided to move astrid over to my multi: @starlightfreed! i plan for a pretty much fresh start with this move, but please do reach out if you’d like to keep a particular thread or plot! i also will probably use my own discretion in answering some memes that were sent here over there!
🔪 to put a knife to my muse’s throat. @fivefled
perhaps he had pushed a little too far, dug a little too deep into things he was sure she would rather forget about. but he did not have the option to forget, the day he learnt of his mother’s death was so deeply engrained within his mind. it was the day he lost the only person who really knew him, the one person in the world who thought he was capable of anything. the cool touch of metal digging against his throat told him all he needed to know; he had been right in his theories. every road had led to her, and it seemed she was the answer all along. hands lift slowly, palms outward, gaze studying her carefully. “ do you really want to do this, astrid ? ” words breathed quietly, chin tilting slightly away from the blade. “ think about this for a second. ” he implores with her, gaze never dropping from her features.
it’d be the easiest thing in the world to just be RID of him and his questions. everything in her is screaming to end this in one swift motion. the sorts of questions he was asking were grounds for immediate termination; her reaction had been instinctual, all the way until this final point, with only one thing left to do. NO WITNESSES. he knows things he shouldn’t. the edge of the blade pierces his skin, red blood welling at the site. she grits her teeth against the urge to follow through with the movement. it would be easier to get rid of him, but that’s what O.R.I.O.N. would want. nausea rises in her and the pressure of the knife lessens as she forces herself to really focus on him. he’d just wanted to know what had happened to his mom; she’s just shown him she’s nothing more than the murderer they’d made her. NO. she doesn’t want to kill him. she doesn’t want to kill anyone else for them. but she also doesn’t want to leave him to his own devices now that he’s figured out the TRUTH of everything, considering she’s fairly certain he’s not just going to let it go. indecision flashes in her eyes as she considers him, “ well what choice have you given me? ” she hisses. “ what the fuck am i supposed to do with you? ”
@threefled said : “ you should hydrate . ” // knight and day starters.
she laughs softly, accepting the proffered water bottle and taking a sip. “ if you’re telling me to take care of myself, then i must be in pretty rough shape. ” if she were honest, the lack of sleep and constant movement has been wearing on her, but they need to put as much distance between themselves and the city as they can. and they couldn’t have risked picking up a car and being caught on any sort of traffic camera. the mountains are still around them as she leans against a mossy tree, taking another sip of the water before passing it back to her brother. “ you should hydrate, too. we’ll probably need to sleep tonight, so we need to get as far north as we can before it gets dark. ”
@starlcved said : “ charming one minute , homicidal the next . ” from floyd // knight and day starters.
she glances to the rearview mirror, not at him, but at the road behind her. she’s still singing along with the song, smile fixed on her features as she sees no cars behind them. as they pull up to the red light, she slams on the brakes with quite a bit of force, satisfied to hear a solid CLICK as floyd’s body slammed into the seatbelt that was the only thing preventing him from flying fully forward into backs of the front seat. those homicidal tendencies in action. fingers tap along to the beat on the steering wheel, bouncing a bit in her seat as she chooses to IGNORE him rather than give him the satisfaction of any other response. only after the song is completely over does she mutter under her breath, “ i’m getting tape at the next rest stop. ”
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✧ — ⋆ 𝐊𝐍𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐃𝐀𝐘 𝐒𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐍𝐂𝐄 𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐌𝐏𝐓𝐒 .
from the 2010 film . mentions of violence , guns , shooting along with some nsfw content .
“ he was charming ! ” “ charming one minute , homicidal the next . ” “ no one follows us or i kill myself and then her . ” “ you’ve got skills . ” “ i don’t believe in fate . i believe in luck . ” “ sometimes things happen for a reason . ” “ okay , okay , just stop shooting people ! ” “ okay , relax . i’m just going to talk to the truck drivers … actually , i’m just gonna go shoot them , but you get the idea . ” “ the pilots are dead ? ” “ shot … by who ? ” “ uh , me . actually , i shot the first pilot , he shot the second pilot accidentally . it’s just … one of those things . ” “ with me , without me . with me , without me . with me , without me . ” “ someday . that’s a dangerous word . it’s really just a code for ‘never’ . ” “ who’s this ? ” “ that’s the guy ! ” “ i’m the guy ! ” “ i think i feel like having sex . ” “ i think we would have really great sex . ” “ did they give you something ? ” “ you should hydrate . ” “ some people are gonna come looking for you now . ” “ they’ll tell you that i’m mentally unstable and violent and dangerous and it will all sound very convincing . ” “ what day is it today ? ” “ i did warn you not to get on the plane . ” “ that’s not a warning , ( receiver name ) . that’s like a saying on a bumper sticker . next time , try, ‘ ( sender name ) , if you get on that plane , you will fucking die ! ” “ i think about a lot of things i haven’t done . ” “ i’ve been trained to dismantle a bomb in the pitch black with nothing but a safety pin and a junior mint . i think i can get you in and out of some clothes without looking . ” “ i’ve been trained to rebuild a 6 speed transmission with nothing but a pair of pliers and a crescent wrench . i think i can get you into a pair of shorts without looking . ” “ on the count of 3 . ready ? 1 – ” “ sorry , i panicked . ” “ what number would you like ? ” “ that’s a beautiful dress . ” “ by the way , your timing on the door ? sublime . ” “ i think i’d get down now . ” “ why am i in a bikini ? ” “ how did i get into the bikini ? ” “ whenever there’s bad guys like you around , ( name ) isn’t too far away . ” “ what kind of line is that ? it’s – it’s a good line . ” “ they’re all dead out there . ” “ oh , hi . come in . ” “ oh god , just die . ”
** sour sentence starters.
brutal.
“ i think that i’ll die before i drink. ”
“ i’m so caught up in the news of who likes me and who hates you. ”
“ i’m so tired that I might quit my job, start a new life. ”
“ they’d all be so disappointed because who am I if not exploited? ”
“ where’s my fuckin’ teenage dream? ”
“ if someone tells me one more time “enjoy your youth,” I’m gonna cry. ”
“ i’m anxious and nothing can help. ”
“ i wish I’d done this before. ”
“ i wish people liked me more. ”
“ all I did was try my best. ”
“ this the kind of thanks I get? ”
“ they say these are the golden years. ”
“ i wish I could disappear. ”
“ god, it’s brutal out here. ”
“ i feel like no one wants me. ”
“ i only have two real friends. ”
“ lately I’m a nervous wreck. ”
“ i love people I don’t like. ”
“ i hate every song I write. ”
“ i’m not cool, and I’m not smart. ”
“ i can’t even parallel park. ”
“ got a broken ego, broken heart. ”
“ i don’t even know where to start. ”
traitor.
“ brown guilty eyes and little white lies. ”
“ i played dumb but I always knew. ”
“ i kept quiet so I could keep you. ”
“ ain’t it funny how you ran to her the second that we called it quits? ”
“ ain’t it funny how you said you were friends? ”
“ it sure as hell don’t look like it. ”
“ you betrayed me. ”
“ i know that you’ll never feel sorry for the way I hurt. ”
“ loved you at your worst but that didn’t matter. ”
“ guess you didn’t cheat, but you’re still a traitor. ”
“ there’s no damn way that you could fall in love with somebody that quickly. ”
“ ain’t it funny, all the twisted games, all the questions you used to avoid? ”
“ remember I brought her up and you told me I was paranoid? ”
“ i wish that you had thought this through before I went and fell in love with you. ”
“ you gave me your word but that didn’t matter. ”
drivers license.
“ i got my driver’s license last week. ”
“ just like we always talked about. ”
“ today I drove through the suburbs crying ‘cause you weren’t around. ”
“ you’re probably with that blonde girl. ”
“ she’s so much older than me. ”
“ she’s everything I’m insecure about. ”
“ how could I ever love someone else? “
“ i know we weren’t perfect but I’ve never felt this way for no one. ”
“ i just can’t imagine how you could be so okay now that I’m gone. ”
“ guess you didn’t mean what you wrote in that song about me. ”
“ all my friends are tired of hearing how much I miss you. ”
“ I kinda feel sorry for them because they’ll never know you the way that I do. ”
“ i still see your face in the white cars, front yards. ”
“ can’t drive past the places we used to go to because I still fuckin’ love you. ”
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“Don’t get me wrong. I want to stop running.”
a starter for @fivefled / astrid !!
𝐋𝐔𝐊𝐀𝐒 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐄𝐒 𝐀𝐓 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐎𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐑 𝐖𝐈𝐓𝐇 disbelief . “ what do you mean you’ve never played a video game before ?? ” even with his attrocious upbringing he’d managed to get his hands on a few consoles . he remembers bonding with a few of the other gang members over a beat up atari . “ not one ?? ” well , they’re sitting in a bar surrounded by consoles ; that has to change .
she shrugs, gaze traveling around the room at the various glowing screens and beeping machines with some interest. “ never had the time for it, i guess. ” when her gaze settles on him again, her brows raise. “ is there one you’d recommend? ” it’s probably best if she at least makes an attempt to blend with the crowd after making a statement that seems to have taken him by surprise.
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@frcznreign said : 🔪 from felix // send 🔪to hold a knife to astrid’s throat.
sparring with felix is always interesting. she has to give him credit for his persistence, if nothing else. despite knowing that he’s outmatched in nearly every way, he still gives it every effort. she’s come to admire that about him, and perhaps today she simply wants to reward his efforts. so, as subtly as she can, she lets her guard down, slowing her movements further than she normally does just to prevent causing him serious harm. trying not to smile as he presses his advantage, she takes a couple of stumbling steps backwards, until her back hits a wall. the cool touch of the knife at her throat prompts the small smile to break through, one hand coming to his waist as her head tilts slightly. “ nicely done. ”
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ASTRID. EXPERIMENT 05 / SCORPIO. mcu based supersoldier OC loved by bailey.
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O.R.I.O.N. FILES :// PROJECT PHOENIX.
Generation Kestrel. Experiment PK-94 / Camila.
age at death: 19. duration of rest: 94 min. abilities: after death, rest, and reboot, all reboots possess enhanced healing, speed, agility, strength, durability, stamina, and reflexes. these qualities are further enhanced if the reboot has been at “ rest ” for longer. PK-94 was at “ rest ” for 94 minutes before coming back to life. current age: 23.
indie enhanced soldier oc. rebooted by bailey. mcu based with original lore, adapted from the novel reboot with @threefled / @starlcved. tw for heavy themes of death, drowning, & violence.
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