KISS KISS FALL IN LOVE

AN AXE FOR A FACE! -Frankie

  Ahah, yeah most of them don’t really. *offers a little sheepish shrug. in turn*

Oh It’s very nice, uncle Pat poured his heart and soul and guts into it. He tunes it up himself, sometime I try to help but it doesn’t ever end well for me. I’m kind of a screw up if you can’t tell. 

S’pose that oughta be true. 

-He can’t help but chuckle when he calls himself a screw up.- Naw, don’t say that. Just takes a lil time. Heck, I was raised ‘round grease n’ motor oil so it’s as natural to me as makin’ cereal is to most people.

I’m over twenty, I don’t think I’ll ever outgrow being a screw up. *Tilts his head and grins curiously* I wasn’t raised around it per say, but I can change the oil in a car and a few other tiny things.

That’s good enough to get by. For the rest, ya got pros like me. -grins-

  “I ain’t that much younger than you y’know!” Once he shuts the door with a slam, a little snicker from the other’s pride remark, (because seriously, this guy had pride?) he makes sure they’re secure; windows closed door locked windows locked. The Stantler then reaches up to Keith to place a hand on his cheek, nearly an accidental slap. Huh! Well no surprise, felt soft to him, jus like he thought.

“See? Feels sof’ta me! Ya ain’t old and wrinkly yet. Got a stiff dick? I think yer good. Ya can’t be callin me kid yet.”

The blonde laughs and now slumps his posture, looking a little more relaxed.

Dunno kid you sound younger than me, but I can't really tell considering you're also a midget and I for a fact am taller than the average man. I think. jesus I don't know, stop snickering before I call those cops with my girlish screaming. *Keith growls low in the back of his throat for a second, allowing Axis to touch his face before he opens his mouth and makes an attempt to bite his hand.*

I will rape you if you don't shut your god damned trap. Or how do you feel about satanist voodoo hermaphrodites? I'm sure Hadley would just love to get his hands on a sassy convict like yourself.

  “Ow! Me flesh is tender, as you can obviously feel…~” It’s a slight grin as he reaches up to rub his cheek, letting go of the Deino’s shoulders gently. Axis takes a quick, fleeting look around, seeing plants scattered about, except for the one clean patch where sightless there had felt around. He jitters his leg a little. The sirens were still a ways off, obviously not having much luck searching the rest of the streets. This had to get done, quick.

“It’s a deal mate.” With a smirk a rough handshake and a bound he’s meandering around the yard, quick little steps, collecting the plants in his arms daintily to bring them back.

it's soft as a babies butt, you should be ashamed, but your a kid. Your skin is still supple I guess. *Keith just sits and waits patiently for his plants, sniffing the air to make sure this random brat got them all. After he deems the amount brought back acceptable. the deino plants them at his own pace, and stands up after about five minutes, brushing off his pants and walking to the door.*

Alright Alright kid get inside, at least i think this is inside. *he hits his own door with his fist and hums, it had the right sound. So he opens it and walks inside, tripping, like he always did. Over the ottoman that just seemed to migrate across the living room floor.*

The Stantler runs through the store with a cackle, blonde hair whirring behind him in a flurry. Two cops are chasing him, each with not a gun on their belts, but beating sticks in hands. They were lazy fatass’, not anything like the cops that have been running him down since a few months ago, and they didn’t have no right to be carryin’ anysuch thing as a gun. Axis lets out a loud laugh before suddenly stopping in the middle of the fruit aisle and turning to watch and grin at them, causing the Clefairy to run into the Wigglytuff with a grunt, suddenly frozen stiff, staring

“Don’t look at the antlers, boys <3 They’re a little naughty sometimes, I can’t control them~”

Looking or not, Axis’ orbs begin to glow a bright purple, drawing the eyes of not only the cops, but the customers in the aisle with them.

“Me thinks a pleasant day at the Pokecenter receiving some shots would be nice, doncha think?~”

*Today was a boring day, absolutely average.. he hoped. But really what was average about living next to some crazy spider kid and her voodoo house mate. Who insisted, INSISTED, on uprooting his plants to make summoning circles on the property line where unfortunately his babies grew.

Keith knew it was a bad idea to move in, the second he saw those weird blank eyes staring at him from out of the abyss that was Hadley’s house. He should have just shoved off and moved in somewhere else, even across the street where that not as strange orange zoroark lived with that pink glaceon.

She was almost offensive to him, the fact that she didn’t like being albino. But then he recalled he was blind so in the end it didn’t even really matter to him either. Besides the way the sun burned like the fires of hell when he was out for too long. Like right now, as he’s slaving away watering and rerooting the plants he can find with his fingers. He doesn’t have all of them, and might not find all of em either.

The blonde’s head whips around, eyes now frantic as he scours for shelter. Knock knock, no answer. Knock knock, no. Knock knock, no. Axis is starting to freak out. He’s sweating perfusely, wide eyes flickering to and fro, then he comes up on the little Deino. If he couldn’t charm them into giving him a place to stay, he’d force them.

Axis quickly hops up behind him, not being at all quiet, and tapping him on the shoulder, then roughly turning him ‘round, hands gripping him tightly.

“‘Scuze me sir, mind if I pop in an stay a ‘lil while?”

...what? *Keith drops his trowel and flails his arms a little, pale pink eyes flickering around in all the wrong directions before he touches Axis face. Pinching his cheek sharply.* unhand me you little shit! I'll have you know I'm twenty-one, so you better quit man handling me!

Boss says we might be moving our branch in with the Government just to make things a little easier on us and our political situation and what not. He says that his decision has been on his mind… And that the Government kind of ‘Offered’ him for us to move in with them

Part of me hopes that we will be moving our branch in with the government, but I don’t want to be restricted on the people we find guilty of their crimes. Though, I don’t think the latter will be a problem… So I’m a little excited and relieved?

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The Stantler runs through the store with a cackle, blonde hair whirring behind him in a flurry. Two cops are chasing him, each with not a gun on their belts, but beating sticks in hands. They were lazy fatass’, not anything like the cops that have been running him down since a few months ago, and they didn’t have no right to be carryin’ anysuch thing as a gun. Axis lets out a loud laugh before suddenly stopping in the middle of the fruit aisle and turning to watch and grin at them, causing the Clefairy to run into the Wigglytuff with a grunt, suddenly frozen stiff, staring

“Don’t look at the antlers, boys <3 They’re a little naughty sometimes, I can’t control them~”

Looking or not, Axis’ orbs begin to glow a bright purple, drawing the eyes of not only the cops, but the customers in the aisle with them.

“Me thinks a pleasant day at the Pokecenter receiving some shots would be nice, doncha think?~”

*Today was a boring day, absolutely average.. he hoped. But really what was average about living next to some crazy spider kid and her voodoo house mate. Who insisted, INSISTED, on uprooting his plants to make summoning circles on the property line where unfortunately his babies grew.

Keith knew it was a bad idea to move in, the second he saw those weird blank eyes staring at him from out of the abyss that was Hadley's house. He should have just shoved off and moved in somewhere else, even across the street where that not as strange orange zoroark lived with that pink glaceon.

She was almost offensive to him, the fact that she didn't like being albino. But then he recalled he was blind so in the end it didn't even really matter to him either. Besides the way the sun burned like the fires of hell when he was out for too long. Like right now, as he's slaving away watering and rerooting the plants he can find with his fingers. He doesn't have all of them, and might not find all of em either.