FIT B*TCH

“(Man) Since the third day we met, I nagged her to marry me. Six months after that day, we snatched up a wedding hall, and one year after our first date was the day we got married.” “(Woman) Since the third day we met, when he said, “Will you marry me?”, he kept asking me over and over again. I thought that he may just be joking, but he wasn’t. When we first met I thought he was a punk, but later I realized that he’s a devoted son, has a really good reputation, and that he’s a good guy.” “But how could you think about marriage after only dating for three days? How did you meet?” “(Man) I went to a club, and she was there pole dancing. At that moment I fell in love, when she was pole dancing.”