if shes your girl why is she calling "woohoo boys" off her balcony and leading me into her apartment and letting me sit on her bed and telling me the reason these expensive linens aren't even soft is because sometimes things that are expensive are worse

Intricate rituals this mortifying ordeal that jesus christ just go to a bar

OMG Im So Happy

What happened?

Im Finally Sponsorred

elmer,by who?

really excited to go up the mountain with my dad to sacrifice a lamb

looks like he forgot to bring the sacrifice but im just happy to take a walk with him

Hey op any updates?

I’m the zero upvotes

yeah sex is cool but have you ever sang an entire musical with a friend at the top of your voices

have you ever had sex