First World Swing Dance Problems

Here are the questions you need to ask yourself:

Does it emphasize how amazingly awesome your dance “life” is?

Example: I’m at Herrang!

Is it so amazing that we (normal swing dance folk) might just want to strangle you?

Example: I’m at Herrang for 4 weeks!

But there’s still a “problem,” and you have to complain about it.

Example: Oh man, I’m at Herrang for 4 weeks, but I just came up with the perfect costume idea for the 1 week I’m not going to be here…