SPN Virgin

i needed a human impala episode where the car is confirmed to be a man so dean has to deal with the fact that every time he fucked the tailpipe he was having gay sex

he did this as some kind of cosmic deal to save jared’s life

Dean already raised a baby (Sam) so he would actually love Jack already being two-twenty-two because he gets to do all the fun things like show the kid his favorite movies, teach him to parallel park, and take him to R-rated movies, without having to first wade through another kid’s childhood. Cas however never got the chance to raise a baby and would LOVE the burping and the nap times and the building blocks. This is why skrog’s shapeshifter Jack is the supreme version. A Jack for everyone. 

jack likes to ask questions like “if we were on a desert island, which of us would we eat first?” dean says what the fuck is wrong with you. also we would eat sam because he’s the biggest so he could feed us the longest. sam says….right….but you would die first though. so we’d eat you first. and cas says, easy, i would simply exit my vessel and inhabit dean or whoever. and dean’s like what. and cas says well who else would i inhabit? and dean is like what the fuck is wrong with YOU and sam says dude, chill, it was a reasonable answer. cas i’d let you possess me. cas says thank you sam. that means a lot. jack says i think we would eat ME first because younger flesh tastes better. and sam is like…..yeah kiddo you’re right but i wouldn’t be able to eat you. actually, i’m changing my answer. cas, i’d be honored to eat your vessel. cas says thank you sam that also means a lot. dean says WHAT is wrong with ALL of you

i will say the funniest thing i’ve ever fucking seen on a tv soap is when my mum was watching holby city (british medical drama) many many years ago and there was this one really arrogant anaesthetist and he was bragging about something or other while holding a charged defibrillator pad in each hand and triumphantly clapped them together and just straight up electrocuted himself and fucking died. it was supposed to be like a serious scene but nothing i’ve ever watched since has surpassed that level of comedy

here’s The Scene™

I CAN’T BREATH-