[YO HO ALL HANDS HOIST THE COLOURS HIGH]

[[I'd like to come back Offically with this video which is basically Archie and Matt on a regular basis]]

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send 💞 for a sfw headcanon!When out with his significant other if they say their feet hurt or they’re tired he won’t hesitate to pick them up and carry them instead! He’ll also offer an item of clothing to them if they’re cold! In cases where he is being a heathen isn’t wearing something he can wrap around them he’ll just go buy them something. 

He had a slight urge to to flop directly onto the ground but he liked this game! Instead he jumped on the nearest thing which, unfortunately, was a produce stand.

He didn’t quite understand why he started to cry when he hear the words leave the other’s mouth but he couldn’t stop the water works. He felt his heart ache in his chest and his skin tingled. He didn’t know what to do besides stand there, cry, and just stare. 

“That’s not very nice. It can’t be that bad, can it?” He wasn’t quite sure how real vampires would be but he was sure it would be a lot closer to Dracula than Twilight. 

“W-What do ya mean?” 

[[To be honest he’s bad at doing laundry He never really had anyone who could tell him what the heck he’s doing so he’s winging it each time]]

Brain: dopamine machine Broke]]