đ§Soft Death Aestheticđ§
Misplaced Lens Cap

tannertan36
TVSTRANGERTHINGS
todays bird
taylor price
trying on a metaphor
YOU ARE THE REASON

@theartofmadeline

Love Begins

Andulka

Alisa U Zemlji Chuda

çĽćĽ / Permanent Vacation

occasionally subtle
hello vonnie
Peter Solarz
$LAYYYTER
seen from United States
seen from United States

seen from Algeria
seen from United States
seen from United Kingdom

seen from Germany

seen from United Kingdom

seen from United States

seen from France

seen from United Kingdom

seen from Italy

seen from United States
seen from TĂźrkiye

seen from Bolivia

seen from TĂźrkiye

seen from Netherlands
seen from United States
seen from TĂźrkiye
seen from TĂźrkiye
seen from Singapore
@firstborn-misadventures
đ§Soft Death Aestheticđ§

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch ⢠No registration required ⢠HD streaming
Absolom fed up and scolding Young!Death for his latest necromancy disaster
@firstborn-misadventures
Death had a few too many drinks
Creator forbid Strife learns of that night
Absolom: Do you have any skeletons in your closet?
Young Death: You mean literally or figuratively?
Absolom: Honestly, the fact that I have to specify...
@firstborn-misadventures Eh? Eheh? ;D
Random thought of the day:
Absalom had a beard, so one would think, other male Nephilim could also grow facial hair.
Did Death teach his younger brothers how to shave?
I would bet that, despite all his skill, strengths, and sexy voice, Death never could actually grow any facial hair. He barely takes care of his regular hair, what makes you think he would properly maintain a beard? XD
@firstborn-misadventures what do you think?
(Ayy, thanks for tagging me! :D )
You cannot not expect that, despite his useless skills with hygiene, he's NEVER tried growing a beard.
A beard in the Nephilim society, having the 'ideal Nephilim' represented by Absalom (at least in the beginning) most likely was a symbol too in the earlier years. It probably showed a certain status in the Nephilim/Firstborn hierarchy (official or not), so Death being Death has most likely tried growing one at least once. Suffice to say that if he doesn't have one now, it probably didn't go well. Some possible scenarios:
- it just had the most awkward growing phases. He probably had his share of butt-kicking at his life so that was probably something to spare him of another problem.
- he had enough of Absalom yanking him by his hair or neck to 'talk some sense' into him; a beard could only give him more leverage.
- knowing his 'hobby' of exploring the deepest and most reclusive places or crypts that contained who knows what simply for the sake of exploring or acquiring knowledge, a beard could have taken more than one 'souvenir' from those places by accident. No one wants to wake up in the morning for a bath and find out you've been carrying a dead rat in your beard for several days.
- the amount of time and consistency needed to take care of it would worsen his mood more so. At least his hair only required his attention every few months. Or years.
- it could provide a catastrophic series of advantages if one is held responsible of a cerian a brat of a spawn from Hell itself with a perverse talent for pranks and a ridiculously high ambition to drive Death on the verge of insanity (aka Strife)
As for the mentioned possibility of Death teaching Strife and War how to shave, it undoubtedly scarred him deeply. Knowing them, Strife's lesson most likely ended with Death struggling to both defend himself and calm down his overly enthusiastic sibling that wanted to work with the shaving knife way too close to his older brother's face while not being assisted in any way by a jeering Fury and an impassive War, and War's lesson just ended in a small cutting accident that caused a sudden burst of fire and a lot of screaming.
There is this biblical story about Absalom, the third son of king David who was a handsome man with long hair. However it also ended up being his downfall, for when he fled from his fatherâs armies on horseback (or was it a mule?) he got his locks stuck in the branches of a tree. The army found him hanging there and stabbed him to death.Â
Now imagine if that is the reason why Absalom has short hair. He got stuck in a tree after a battle on horseback (if Nephilim had horses or other steeds at all to begin with) and dangled there for a while until another Nephilim found him and cut him free.Â

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch ⢠No registration required ⢠HD streaming
Young Death: So since we're going overseas tomorrow, Absalom asked me to go over some safety procedures
Young Death: Now if I get shot, what do you do?
Baby War, solemnly: Avenge you
Absalom: Alright, there are three rules. No wishing for death, no flirting and no bringing anyone back from the dead
Young Death: I wish there are sweaters but for like, feet
Absalom:
Absalom: There are four rules
"We've spent many hours, you and I, discussing the sorts of burdens that only we share. The weight and responsibility - the guilt - we've taken onto ourselves, whether in the name of the Charred Council and the Balance, or for other, less noble causes."
"Help me lay down this one burden."
Year: 2013
Back in the day, after reading this scene from the novel, where Death convinces the Keeper of Oblivion to open the portal to be able to destroy the blood of the Ravaiim, I couldn't get this image out of my head for three days.
Death always makes it seem like he doesn't regret his actions or just doesn't care - with few exceptions - but I think those few are enough to even make an immortal horseman weary someday. Even if it's in private.
I was not really satisfied with this. The "coloration" is more of an error than a trial. It gets tiresome really quick if you only have a mouse to work with. And well, I didn't (and still don't to this day) have much experience with digital coloration.
So I hurried to get it over with. The mask didn't work out as I wanted it to and it's way too small. And don't even get me started on why the fricking leg connects to the waist instead of the hip... There is so much wrong here but I liked the pose and concept so I decided to upload it anyway.
So...there you go. XD
If Death caught the hiccups, it would sound like a toad being strangled in his throat.
Some sketches from 2013.
I admit it: I love Absalom. Too bad he didn't have more screentime.. đ

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch ⢠No registration required ⢠HD streaming
Strife: *rubbing the back of his head* Did you really have to hit me with the leg of a corpse? Was that truly necessary? >:(
Death: Necessary? No. Hilarious? Yes.
Welcome to episode 47529975 of Death Blatantly Refusing To Fix His Humor
Absolom: WHY would you give Fury a knife?!!
Death: She felt unsafe
Absolom: Well now I feel unsafe!
Death: Oh Iâm sorry
Death: ...Would you like a knife?
Young Death: How the hell can you just take so many peopleâs lives like that?
Lilith/Absolom: Quite easily... Were you not watching?
AND LATER...
Young Strife: How the hell can you just take so many peopleâs lives like that?
Death: ...Were you not watching??
Azrael: And what do we say when our actions upset someone else?
Strife/Young Death: Hoes mad
Azrael: No
@firstborn-misadventures
You'll forgive me for accepting this terribly spicy headcanon that Azrael knew young Death way back when
Also Iâd just like to let you know how hard I laughed âGETTY MC READYâ đ¤Łđ¤Łđ¤Ł
Because this is the only way I can sum up the entire Darksiders universe energy: morbid and creepy ideas that really don't need a lot of details to give you the willies, and the wholesome chaotic derp ":p" energy

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch ⢠No registration required ⢠HD streaming
PatchedUpNevermore just posted something about Death sleepwalking đ Credit where itâs due, but if you have any ideas for young!Death, Iâm sure weâd both be thrilled! :D
GETTY MC'READY
(original idea by @patchedupnevermore)
The first time it happened, Death was at the peak of his growth spurt, a traumatizing era for Absalom. Not only he was just discovering his hidden necromantic talents and was the source of all morbid encounters among the Nephilim camp (souls randomly rising from the dead, eerie screaming and moaning, blood exploding from the dirt underneath his feet without any warning, dead bodies half-twitching and half-running in random directions with only several functioning mechanical body parts), he was also experiencing all the awkward phases of a growing Nephilim. The "talk" Lilith instructed him to give him left them both shaken enough, and he damn well didn't need to wake up with Death entering his tent in the dead of the night, souls flickering around his feet, stumble silently towards Absalom and then crash in his weapon storage, practically waking the entire camp. After that, everyone had just had enough. They didnât give a damn if he got hurt during his sleepwalking âadventuresâ, as long as he let them all sleep. Weapons were placed at the tent entrances to at least discourage his subconscious from proceeding. Ropes and chains were used to tie his legs together, but were never used again when he began laughing hysterically (still in his sleep) and kept laughing until he was set free. Water buckets, sleeping concoctions, traps, caskets, boxes, rocks, boulders, tree trunks, nothing ever stopped him. But after he was found in the process of ripping the soul out of a sleeping fellow Firstborn, all while snoring peacefully, Absalom and the others simply decided to beat him up if it happened again. That went on until he finally managed to generally master his necromantic talents, and limited himself to just walking out of his tent and silently gliding through the camp and return not long after, now experienced enough that even asleep, he doesnât stumble into anything or anyone anymore. Suffice to say, itâs an unnerving sight, but at least one shouldnât worry about his well being, not after he got repeatedly bonked in the head with Absalomâs axe while he was held still by his brothers and only woke up politely confused with minimal damage.
Possibly my favorite headcanoned Darksiders story includes a mission with the four Horsemen in which - just wait - they have to go back in time and meet young Death.
Just imagine. A scenario in which the information of a certain location, weapon, object etc. was lost in the mists of time, but was once known by Death while he was young. He, now an old man as he is, forgot. So the only way to get that information is by finding him, many eons prior.
Finding him. Can you even comprehend the hilariousness of this situation once they arrive on the proper realm? The younger Horsemen bugging Death to remember what he was doing in that time, and the true answer is that he knows he did so much petty shit, he can't even begin on suggesting a location. Or he's ashamed. Who knows.
Asking around. Once it's pretty much clear they can't rely on Death's memory (or his humility), they begin the excruciating task of asking around without appearing to stain their pride. Of course, Death STILL won't tell them what to look for, and those other three have no idea what to base their questions on, as they didn't even exist during that time. So all their questions just end up sounding like "a weird short guy with black hair and orange eyes". They can't even ask for his name either, because (I headcanon) they had different names before becoming Horsemen and they all forgot which was his (supposedly). In the end, they just end up doing a lot of petty missions of finding rocks or defeating the local pests to realize they weren't even pointed to the right person.
Finding him. This is the apex of the irony in this mission. Imagine them being frustrated about the search, possibly on the verge of killing each other, and then War gets hit in the head by a tiny rock thrown by young Death yours truly. Or they turn a corner and he's flirting with the local women. Or he's choking on a fish bone near a riverside. The possibilities are ENDLESS. Feel free to suggest more.
Meeting him. Obviously the mission doesn't stop there. He has to guide them towards another location, for yet another quest that's significant to their mission's completion. And he's... annoying. He won't stop talking. Present-day Death is cringing and screaming internally. War's world has just opened and his confusion won't stop draining from his face. This younger version of his brother keeps calling him "big guy" and it horrifies him. Fury is both amused and irritated. Strife is delighted. He and young Death are getting along so well, it actually scares him. Meanwhile, the youngster won't stop pestering the Horsemen with questions, random competitions ("Whoever teaches that tree before me wins all my six gold coins!") and gets beaten up by present-day Death because he won't stop betting, flirting, insulting and breathing wrong.
Feel free to add extra ideas :)