Text Prompts;
[text]: call or text me back please. i’m getting worried.
[text]: come round to mine and make me ;)
[text]: how drunk was i last night?
[text]: you were so wasted last night!
[text]: why do i have a stop sign in my living room?
[text]: i’m craving pizza…
[text]: wanna grab lunch and a movie?
[text]: i can’t tonight, tomorrow?
[text]: that cutie is here again. should i talk to them? i won’t know if they like me unless i talk to them…
[text]: i can literally feel my hair turning grey by the second… save me! PLEASE!
[text]: GUESS WHO HAS A DATE?!
[text]: batman or superman? you know, for science…
[text]: team cap or team iron man? our friendship rests on this…
[text]: any new book recommendations?
[text]: me. you. a bottle of vodka. my place. now.
[text]: i really need a friend right now
[text]: i can’t believe what i just overheard in the bathroom…
[text]: for the last time, stop fucking texting me
[text]: i’m sorry, who is this?
[text]: fuck off!!
[text]: wanna be my plus one to my exes wedding? and pretend to be in love with me?
[text]: i just wanted to say, i love you and i forgive you
[text]: we need to talk.
[text]: what time you getting home?
[text]: word on the street is you got laid last night. i need all the deets!
[text]: pretty please? with sugar on top!
[text]: you love me really!
[text]: i have never in my life been this angry. i can’t believe this has happened!
[text]: sorry to miss your call, what’s up?
[text]: i got fired! I GOT FUCKING FIRED! :(
[text]: my boss is giving me the eye…
[text]: pants are optional.
[text]: did you get the thing????
[text]: ??????
[text]: eww… the grossest thing ever just happened…
[text]: shit shit shit
[text]: asshole, much?
[text]: don’t need to be a dick about it
[text]: wait, what?
[text]: how did you get this number?
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