stranger things + incorrect quotes // the spicy six

Ain’t Them Bodies Saints (DoP. Bradford Young)

Her (2013) dir. Spike Jonze

Thank you 💖

If Voldemort’s building up an army then I want to fight!

Murderess is a strong word to have attached to you. It has a smell to it, that word, musky and oppressive, like dead flowers in a vase. Sometimes at night I whisper it over to myself. Murderess, murderess. It rustles like a taffeta skirt across the floor. Murderer is merely brutal, it’s like a hammer, or a lump of me. I’d rather be a murderess than a murderer, if those were the only choices.

We all know Sirius loves stupid puns and he’ll annoy everyone with them every chance he gets, making everyone utterly terrified of the word “serious” and anything dog-related, so yes, we’re all tired of such puns, but not Sirius. Never Sirius.

I may be a pretty shitty boyfriend, but… turns out I’m actually a pretty damn good babysitter.

Harry Potter series summed up in three lines.

AU: James and Lily live.