look out for yourself

coffee shop au with canon-typical violence

“this character is not canonically bisexual” to YOU. i know them personally

fun fact about character development by the way. you can make them develop worse.

im a blorbo apologist but also they did every bad thing they did and i will get mad if u ignore that. complexities

You've heard about the Madonna/Whore complex, now I propose Mary/Medea: a fictional mother must be an absolute perfect selfless saint whose identity revolves solely around her children, or else be a selfish abusive demon with no redeeming qualities whatsoever

omg normal people dni actual PERVERTS and DEPRAVED WEIRDOS with GROSS ABNORMAL EROTIC FIXATIONS only

i like when love is very sweet and nice and true but also simultaneously full of miscommunication and lies and abuse

i always prefer miserable cheating over a sweet polyamory resolution

a lot of people talk about the top being bad at fucking which is awesome but there's not enough discussion about the bottom being bad at getting fucked

your weird obsession with having a fully formed white picket fence found family who all speak like they've inhaled their therapist who you subconsciously want to be adopted into is ruining your ability to interact with the source material