look out for yourself

podracer Sebulba notably absent from swift-kelce wedding attendees............

Its disability pride month so if I see any one of you use the word “psychotic” as a synonym for “evil” you owe me $1000000000000

All right, hold on – is there anyone in this room who wasn't grown in a tube by a shadowy quasi-governmental conspiracy as a living weapon? Anyone at all?

Putting the term "Catholic guilt" on a high shelf where fandom can't reach it until everyone learns how to identify characters who are very very clearly coded as Protestant.

every bad thing in the entire world is due to the dark sorcerer if we just kill the dark sorcerer i bet everything will be amazing something amazing will happen

lance mcclain being Blue in an ocean of Red Hoodie Latinos had me feeling like I could change the world. back then at least

I say this with a red themed blog but like gestures

unhappy side effect of "morally ambiguous" being treated as the pinnacle of writing is that you will often be made to experience what a not so talented writer with big aspirations thinks is morally ambiguous

Ideal job at Lucasfilm is perching in the corner of the writers room eating lo mein while the writers are coming up with their new script and giving scathing criticisms like some kind of creative direction gargoyle the whole time until they fix their story. Only then are they allowed to write a blank check each for Harrison Ford and the ghost of Marcia Lucas (RIP) to review and make edits before they can receive a stamp of approval

Every time a writer makes a decision based on what the audience wants and/or says they don’t have a long term plan I pelt them with the crumpled up pages I’ve torn from the script and they have to start over

Real thing that changed how i write: I started asking "what does this character think is wrong with them" and separately "what is actually wrong with them." Those two things are almost never the same. She thinks she's too much. She's actually terrified of being too little. He thinks he's bad at commitment. He's actually just never met someone he trusted enough. The gap between their diagnosis of themselves and the real thing, that's your character arc right there. you don't have to explain it. just write both.