PURSUIT

❛  You’re on a rock floating in space.  ❜

❛  Pretty cool, huh ?  ❜

❛  Some of it’s water. fuck it, actually, most of it’s water.  ❜

❛  I can’t even get from here to there without buying a boat.  ❜

❛  It’s sad. I’m sad. I miss you.  ❜

❛  How did this happen ?  ❜

❛  A long time ago - actually, never. and also now.  ❜

❛  Nothing is no where.  ❜

❛  Makes sense, right ?  ❜

❛  Like I said, it didn’t happen.  ❜

❛  Nothing was never anywhere, that’s why it’s been everywhere.  ❜

❛  It’s been so everywhere you don’t even need a where. You don’t even need a when.  ❜

❛  That’s how ‘every’ it gets.  ❜

❛  Forget this.  ❜

❛  I wanna be something, go somewhere, do something.  ❜

❛  I want things to change !  ❜

❛  I want to invent time and space.  ❜

❛  I know it’s possible because everything is here.  ❜

❛  It’s probably already happened.  ❜

❛  I just don’t know when to start.  ❜

❛  And that’s exactly where it started.  ❜

❛  Woah, I paused it.  ❜

❛  I think there’s a universe now.  ❜

❛  What’s it made of ?  ❜

❛  Ah, that’s a thing. In a place.  ❜

❛  Don’t like it ? Try a new place at a different time.  ❜

❛  Some of them even doubled up.  ❜

❛  It’s a star !  ❜

❛  New shit just got made.  ❜

❛  Some stars burn out and die, bigger stars burn out and die with PASSION !  ❜

❛  Holy shit we just got hit with another ball of flaming rocks.  ❜

❛  It kinda made a mess.  ❜

❛  Weather update: it’s raining rocks from outer space.  ❜

❛  Now there’s hot steam in the sky.  ❜

❛  Weather update: cooler temperatures today and the floor is no longer lava.  ❜

❛  Weather update: it’s raining.  ❜

❛  Severe flooding alert ! the entire world is now an ocean.  ❜

❛  There’s life in the ocean.  ❜

❛  Something’s alive in the ocean !  ❜

❛  oh, cool, like a plant or an animal ?  ❜

❛  It lives at the bottom of the ocean and eats chemical soup.  ❜

❛  Oh, yeah, and it can do that.  ❜

❛  It has secret instructions inside itself telling itself how to build another one of itself.  ❜

❛  Tired of living at the bottom of the ocean ?  ❜

❛  Now you can eat sunlight !  ❜

❛  Using a revolutionary technique you can convert sunlight into food.  ❜

❛  Taste the Sun !  ❜

❛  Side affect: now there’s oxygen everywhere and the sky’s blue.  ❜

❛  Wow that’s animals and stuff.  ❜

❛  Hey can we go on land ?  ❜

❛  The sun is a deadly lazer.  ❜

❛  Nope ! Can’t walk yet.  ❜

❛  There’s no food yet so I don’t care.  ❜

❛  Learn to use an egg.  ❜

❛  I was already doing that.  ❜

❛  And now everything’s huge.  ❜

❛  oh fuck, now everything’s dead.  ❜

❛  Here are the survivors. Keep your eyes on this one.  ❜

❛  Yeah, it broke apart, don’t worry about it. It does that all the time.  ❜

❛  and the dinosaurs are gone.  ❜

❛  It’s mammal time, here come the mammals !  ❜

❛  Look at those breasts !  ❜

❛  Now they’re gonna dominate the world.  ❜

❛  One of them just learned how to grab stuff.  ❜

❛  That’s a human person !  ❜

❛  And now they’re everywhere.  ❜

❛  Well I guess we’re stuck here now.  ❜

❛  Let’s review: there’s people on the planet and they’re chasing their food.  ❜

❛  Fuck it. Time to plant some grass.  ❜

❛  Look at this. I control the food now.  ❜

❛  Now everyone will want to be my friend and live near me.  ❜

❛  This is great ! I wonder if anyone else is doing this ?  ❜

❛  Tired of using rocks for everything ? Use metal !  ❜

❛  It’s underground.  ❜

❛  Better farming was just invented in a sweet, dank valley right in between these two rivers.  ❜

❛  Guess what happens next !  ❜

❛  Coming soon to a dank river valley near you !  ❜

❛  Meanwhile out in the middle of nowhere the horse is probably being tamed.  ❜

❛  Why is all my metal so lame and lumpy ?  ❜

❛  Tired of using lame, sad metal ?  ❜

❛  I don’t know, my dealer won’t tell me where he gets it.  ❜

❛  Meanwhile, out in the middle of no where they figured out how to put wheels on a horse.  ❜

❛  Now we’re getting somewhere.  ❜

❛  You could make a religion out of this.  ❜

❛  And they believe in god.  ❜

❛  He’s got, like, a ten step program.  ❜

❛  Wow, that’s big.  ❜

❛  Ah, the Buddha was just enlightened.  ❜

❛  This guy who sat under a tree for so long he figured out how to ignore the fact that we’re all dying.  ❜

❛  He was great, and now he’s dead.  ❜

❛  Get the hell out of here.  ❜

❛  Will you get the hell out of here if I give you five hundred elephants ?  ❜

❛  And they’ve got spices !  ❜

❛  Fuck you, obey the law.  ❜

❛  Then it broke again.  ❜

❛  Hell yeah ! Now we got business.  ❜

❛  Is loving Jesus legal yet ?  ❜

❛  No … actually, ok, sure.  ❜

❛  Don’t worry about Rome, it won’t fall.  ❜

❛  What’s a barbarian ?  ❜

❛  Here’s a huge city, population: everyone.  ❜

❛  Your gods are all fake.  ❜

❛  Everyone got so mad at him that he had to leave town and go to a different town.  ❜

❛  The Roman Empire is long gone but somehow the Pope is still the Pope.  ❜

NOW THE RUNAWAYS ARE RUNNING THE SHOW.