i dont know what to put here

male coworker who told me evolution isn’t real because men are more beautiful than women got married to a woman

potential executive of the chief variety at my place of employment’s credit card kept declining today

just remembered when i stumbled on an incel subreddit and thought it was satirical and got like 10 pages in giggling and laughing at the posts only to discover that they were actually all serious and it was not satirical at all

i think a coworker is hitting me up on sniffies

group projects for an online class kys

cannot tell if my switch is charging hoping for the best here

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the fact that my employer hasn’t announced any closings even though a literal major hurricane is going directly towards it is very funny in a im gonna turn into the joker way

having to call out four days in a row because i have covid and no one was taking my shifts so embarrassing

if any of you are theme park people yes i was working at a certain central florida theme park today during what i assume to be a heavily publicized incident and it was insane

nothing more humiliating than after getting home from a hookup and going to text them what a great time you had, you realize you have been blockedt …..

i didn’t opt in for my works insurance because i’m still on my parents…why have i been paying for insurance for two weeks and just got an insurance card in the mail