FIM92

mmmmmmmmmmmokie dokie then

TW: Dub-con, abuse.

that’s kaz’s life every day

kaz is a dick

Thanks to my roommate/collaborator, @playerprophet for contributing some lovely 4koma to this fic. <3

bbkaz in the rain

Jesus: So as you can see I’ve been building up speed for the last 3 days so that I can clip through the tomb and ascend to heaven with only half an a press

i like when u go on a mission w quiet and let her do literally everything while u watch 

What do you do?

“Really, Carl? Really? Christ, I knew the breakup with Cindy was bad-but not THIS bad! How’d you even get in my house? Why are the Utz all over the floor? Wh- how did you get in my house!?”

“Damn your fool’s mind, Randy, the mists of dream still you know my Amulet of Saros allows me passage through all portals, physical and arcane. I came here as this apartment provides protection from the mental ravaging of that dark sorceress, Cindy, gods blast her name! Your fermented beverages are all that have kept me from darkness this night, Randy, would you turn me away in this hour of terror?”

more vaguely lewd thing