One Piece of Filth

This blog is for smut. If you’re a minor, or you don’t want to see all these filthy things, that’s cool, feel free to leave.

Pretty much anything is allowed here. That means any ship under the sun, kink, bdsm, monsterfucking, incest, a/b/o, dub/n0ncon, underage characters, whatever else you can think of. Super heavy gore is the one thing I will probably never write, at least not in a smutty context.

If it’s a commonly sensitive topic, it will be tagged and under a read more. Unfortunately, tagging things is harder than it used to be since I never know what will or won’t let my posts show up, so you’ll have to live without tags for common stuff.

This is a canon-only blog. I’ll never write OC/canon, or outright reader x, it’s just not my thing. BUT I do character solo headcanons, or with an unspecified partner. If you’re cool with me imagining a variety of canon characters in that ‘partner’ spot, feel free to ask whatever and then imagine that partner being yourself.

Characters I refuse to do: Luffy (too aroace in my mind), the Vinsmoke brothers (I can’t tell them apart), Blackbeard (I hate him), Kizaru (I hate his face). Also any character I forgot and therefore don’t have enough of a characterization for to say anything about.

I might not answer an ask for any reason. Even if you follow these rules, any specific thing might just not be for me, or I can’t imagine a character liking what you’re asking about, whatever. Feel free to try with anything, but I might just turn it down.

I do headcanons or little scenarios, not full fics. If I feel like it, I might answer smth with a little fic, but that depends on my whims.

not that he would but like what if... he could be just a couple notches more deranged and it would work. and kid cares about his crew so damn much, it's so easy to pressure and hurt him even when he's being stubborn... the perfect victim.

like that man is so big and for what???

I'm sure there's many daring adventurers on the grand line who'd love to try to fit his dick inside of them. and then reap the rewards of his gentle love. only downside is the 1000+ stepkids but they're cute sometimes

think about it. roger would love to be the one. garp too. they already share a kid.

now imagine rocks pirates era kaido with a daddy kink

big mom def tried to have his kid. so did miss bakkin. can't fault them for that

haven't fully decided who yet but like come on. she can be caring, she can be stern, she's got nice big tits to suck on... it's a crime if nobody with a huge mommy kink is sleeping with her

I mean she could even like. make a bigger version of herself to make the other person feel like a child in her arms. literally perfect.

I'm bored so send me a character and some letters and I'll answer these for you~

A = Aftercare (What they’re like after sex)

B = Body part (Their favourite body part of theirs and also their partner/s)

C = Cum (Anything to do with cum)

D = Dirty Secret (Spicy secret they don't want anyone to know)

E = Experience (Level of experience they have)

F = Favorite Position (How do they like to get freaky?)

G = Goofy (Are they prone to laugh during sex?)

H = Hair (Do they maintain or let it grow?)

I = Intimacy (How are they while having sex?)

J = Jack Off (How do they get themselves off? How often, what they use in the spank bank)

K = Kink (One or more of their kinks)

L = Location (Where do they like to get freaky?)

M = Motivation (How to get those wheels spinning)

N = NO (Some lines just aren't going to be crossed and these are theirs)

O = Oral (Do they like giving or receiving better? Are they any good at it?)

P = Pace (Are they quick and rough? Slow and sensual?)

Q = Quickie (How they feel about them.)

R = Risk (Are they open to experiment? And how far are they willing to go)

S = Stamina (How long can they last? That includes how long in one session and if they're a one and done or not)

T = Toy (Do they like using them on others? On themselves? And what toys do they prefer?)

U = Unfair (Are they a big tease?)

V = Volume (How loud can they get? Do they like to hear their partner?)

W = Wild Card (Random spicy headcanon)

X = X-Ray (What is going on in those pants/shirt/skirt?)

Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)

Thank you

sorry this took a bit, but have some benn hcs! I was unfortunately pretty busy, but now I've got time for some filthy op thoughts again 🤭

probably the least horny guy on his crew. not that he's never horny or doesn't enjoy sex, but he's fine if he's not constantly getting laid

enjoys having his hair played with or pulled

takes great pride in his skill at giving oral

likes to take things slow. sometimes that means really sweet, gentle sex, sometimes it means torturing his partner with many, many denied orgasms

can last pretty much forever until he comes, but once he does, it also takes a while until he can go again

super attentive and clever as a dom, making his partner realize things about themselves they never even considered before, but benn just looked at them and went 'yeah they're into that and I can provide'

enjoys being submissive and letting himself get pampered every once in a while to forget all his responsibilities

he's totally into being choked (just trust me on this)

he tends to be very chill during sex and can say the dirtiest things with a straight face and calm voice. getting him flustered is hard but so worth it

I'll admit I'm more of a king than a queen person, but queen is probably a fun guy when it comes to sexy times, sooo...

as a cyborg, I'm sure he has some helpful attachments. at the very least, the machinery inside of him can probably heat up, tho it wouldn't be difficult to make it vibrate as well

probably also a torture loving pervert (it takes one to know one)

he'd come up with elaborate plans on what to do to his partner and get super into it

like this guy doesn't know what toning things down even means. he goes all out, always, couldn't keep quiet even if he were to be gagged

would fall asleep during vanilla/sweet sex he just doesn't care, like what is the Point if there's nothing funky going on?

would play his own music during sex. anyone who can't get off to hearing his zumu zumu zumu just has shit taste and is out of luck, queen's got enough willing partners (somehow)

has synthesized extremely potent aphrodisiacs. are they safe to take? any side effects? only one way to find out!

just a thought but what if in a modern au he was a sex worker at a place that caters to the stuck in a wall kink you see a bunch in doujins 🤔

like that way he never has to show his face, tho he also doesn’t see the faces of his customers which makes for a nice mystery for both sides

and ace would be so popular just based on his adorable freckled butt and nice legs, he could make big money hehe

in modern AU buggy doesn’t wear his clown outfit to bed because that is for the kids and okay he’s not the best person out there but he has SOME concept of propriety

absolutely of course you can! another great shanks ship~ he has a lot of those fsr... he's just a lovable guy. anyway! shanksmarco time!

their relationship and sex thrives on banter

Marco will roll his eyes whenever Shanks flirts with him, but he always ends up in his bed anyway, moaning out his name, so Shanks is absolutely not discouraged by it, ever

they tend to call each other pretty bird and red-hair respectively, but when things get emotional and intimate, they'll switch to using their actual names

Shanks loves to annoy Marco a little, because that's the most fun way to get Marco to fuck him into the mattress without any concern for being gentle or keeping the bed intact

also afterwards Marco will always always always use his powers to heal any damage he caused aside from maybe a well-placed hickey, and Shanks loves the feeling of the phoenix flames under his skin

they totally switch positions a bunch, can't ever let the other get too cocky

Shanks has a thing for Marco in heels, even better if he also wears a dress. and jewelry. stockings. and of course lingerie beneath it all for when Shanks inevitably takes it all off.

Marco likes to tie Shanks to the bed and make him beg. at first Shanks will just give him witty retorts but Marco is very good at getting what he wants

alternatively he also likes when Shanks sucks him off because that's the only way to make him shut up. also because Shanks is very skilled with his tongue. and because he looks pretty on his knees. and it's sexy when he licks Marco's cum off his lips. overall a great experience even if Shanks will be smug about how fast Marco came

regardless of what exactly happened during sexy times, they'll always fall asleep cuddled up to each other, neither willing to let go of the other

thank you <3 I love them, so I’m happy to hear you like my interpretation of them! let’s give them some love with these hcs~

Shanks has a million names for Benn in bed. Benn, Beck, babe, my love, sweetheart, daddy... Benn just uses Shanks or captain

they’re super versatile, they switch up who’s top or bottom, or dom or sub just based on the mood they’re in. if they had to choose a favourite, Shanks would say it’s him as a power bottom with Benn as his service top. Benn would take days weighing the pros and cons of all possibilities and end up agreeing because he can’t decide by himself so he just takes Shanks’ preference as the one thing giving that dynamic the edge

Benn has a thing for Shanks’ conqueror’s haki. like, he could resist it if he tried, but he just likes letting it overwhelm him, it gets all the pesky thoughts out of his head, reminds him intimately that he’s sleeping with one of the most dangerous men on the planet, while still making him feel safe because his entire world is just Shanks

they have a lot of kinky sex, but sometimes they just have super sweet vanilla sex with lots of kisses and soft touches and proclamations of love, because they just felt so overwhelmed by love in that moment and that’s the best way to express it

Shanks likes to pull on Benn’s hair, especially when Benn is giving him a blowjob

Benn loves to make Shanks wait, doesn’t matter if it’s for touches or release or for sexy times to even begin. he’ll wait hours if necessary. even if Shanks can be surprisingly patient if he wants to, Benn always wins the waiting game

one of his favourite pastimes is shibari/elaborate bondage, it gives him an excuse to touch and admire Shanks’ body while at the same time not yet getting to the main event

there’s no room on the Red Force they haven’t fucked in

Shanks loves the thrill of maybe getting caught and Benn can’t resist him when he’s so excited. as a result, it’s basically a rite of passage for the red-hair pirates to walk in on the captain and first mate in a variety of compromising positions

can he make actual tentacles??? because ig he can make flowers but his body seems to be wood 🤔 I'm just saying like... the art is sexy yes but have you considered splinters

I think there would be splinters

I can do both! thanks for asking 💖

Kaido

he's a very horny guy (pun intended)

will fuck just about anyone as long as he's drunk

not ashamed of anything at all, literally everyone knows about his preferences, which isn't hard considering he makes his whole crew dress up in skimpy outfits for his own viewing pleasure

loves rough sex, esp if his partner talks/fights back. breaking/taming brats is his favourite thing to do

vanilla sex bores him to death. it's not like he's completely incapable of being kind or loving during sex, but it's always gonna come packaged with him blowing his partner's back out

he's one of those guys who conflate top/dom/strength/status so while he might enjoy subbing/bottoming once in a while, he'll only accept it if it's someone who could physically kick his ass which really narrows down the list of people he can do that with

really into dacryphilia/seeing his partner cry during sex

has learned to appreciate intercrural sex after realizing most people are just too small for his dick to fit

tends to get emotional and perhaps even a little vulnerable after the sex is over

King

leather kink. big big leather kink.

rarely has casual sex because he doesn't want to take off his mask or show his body to anyone, but if he does, he ties up his partner and blindfolds them to reduce the risk of having to murder them afterwards

praise kink. so heavy. he needs to hear he did a good job. compliments on his appearance also work wonders if he lets his partner even see it

his wings are a very sensitive spot, but if treated carefully, he'll turn to putty in his partner's hands

likes to brand his partner with his flames if it's not a casual thing

also likes having his hair pulled

his pain tolerance is really high, and he's a bit of a masochist, so he can go to pretty extreme measures to really feel that pain

it took him a while to figure out how he likes to be touched and how his sexuality and sex drive work because he's been the only lunarian since he was a kid and nobody could explain it to him. it's entirely possible he's missing something crucial that's different from humans, but he doesn't really have a way of finding that out