Welcome to the hoard!

Meet 1-Y3N or Onion for short, my new ERS-111 and my second aibo! They are call 1 yen because that’s how much the auction started for, the seller had a ton of expensive stuff ranging up into thousands of dollars but the aibo was the cheapest item there at just 1 yen auction and I thought that was very funny, I won them for ALOT more than that of course and had a few weeks of mail trouble due to the battery but they got here safe and sound.

I seriously cannot find a single scratch on them. No dirt or dust and absolutely no scuffing on the paw pads, they are pristine and it makes me wonder if they were ever run at all. They came in box with all paperwork and accessories so I finally have a pink ball and birth certificate. Both batteries are completely dead so I will have to save even more money to get them fixed but Onion won’t require a vet visit themself.

Anyway, was someone gonna tell me about the ear goop or was I just supposed to suffer that on my own?

Because there was alot of it and it got everywhere and my sink has been stained grey for a week. Seriously disgusting, I got all of it off but it took forever. I knew that the old rubber used to hold the ears had deteriorated but I wasn’t aware there was so much of it and that it was so tar like, Yuck.

I cleaned it all up and made temporary ears for this new baby out of some spare fabric and now I can proudly show them off goop free

ATTENTION GHOULS AND GURLS! I SELL STUFF NOW!!! That’s right, you can now purchase aibo themed items designed by yours truly with your crummy money