Mercurial Memos

Y'all for real please do these. Even if you're certain your posture doesn't suck. One day you will wake up with impinged shoulder pain like I did and let me tell you it fucking HURTS. Do these exercises even just once a week and it will make such a difference. Especially my fellow creatives out there, stop shrimping over your work and go do these right now. RIGHT NOW.

I'm not gonna lie the secret to success for a great many people is absolutely stimulant abuse

[ID: Tumblr tags reading "#not that I recommend it but the week after I electrocuted myself with the car battery was one of the most productive of my life" /end ID]

This is just a man dictating his subordinates choice of beverage.

when you want to play your video games but dont have the energy for it its like who wants to be my proxy that does the gameplay while i watch and make every decision in the game from the comfort of my bed

sometimes when I’m being especially self deprecating and convinced no one likes me I have to tell myself “you’re being goob. you are being goob right now”

When i gewt cold the hunks get their tungs stuck to my

@vampire-bat-boy *hands you a bat*

FUCK YES LITTLE GOOBER