âWhat would you do if you thought that a boyfriend was paying more attention to a cactus than you?â
âIâm glad everyone just got to experience me sniffing your face.â
âSo youâre four times better at sucking than I am.â
âYou sound really husky and sensual.â
âI looked like a giraffe in an ice rink.â
âIf Iâm being honest, I have to go and get naked now.â
âI wanna be a bit more bendy.â
âIâm jealous of your dimple,â
âTry not to make sex noises, thatâs really distracting.â
âYouâre like a beautiful flower, ____.â
âYou shoved it back in the hole!â
âYou canât just pull it out and put it in without a planâŚâ
âI donât wanna stand, Iâve got my browsing position enabled!â
âPull my tail.â
âJust getting my morning butt warmth.â
âIâm going to go get Megan Fox surgery on my face!â
âIf it flies back in here, Iâm disowning you.â
âAnd you are my pikachu.â
âPretend weâre fighting over you.â
âI think your personality is too adorable for it,â
âNot gonna lie, that sounds extremely sexual.â
âOkay, okay, gropingâŚâ
âMineâs really floppyâŚâ
âIt was the angriest, I swear to god, I have ever seen ___.â
âAnd, without you, I just⌠I dunno how Iâd feel. Yâknow?â
âThe first step is to unsheathe your stick.â
âWhy am I left handed?â
âWatch out for glitter sneezes!â