Non-romantic fluff starters
āHere, I saved some for you. Try it?ā
āI just really need a hug right nowā¦ā
āYou. Me. Movie marathon. Get all the snacks you can carry.ā
āJoin me in the blanket fort. We play until dawn.ā
āItās cake, how difficult can it be?ā
āSure, it *looks* safe, but watch what happens when I do this.ā
āI had a nightmare⦠can you stay up with me?ā
āWeāre going to have to raid the neighbors if you want more pillows to turn this into a Pillow Fortress Castle.ā
āThis would look so cute on you!ā
āOkay, but if you turn the lights off for this playthrough, Iām not being held accountable for anything I do when spooked.ā
āI said we could share a blanket, but if you put your cold feet on me *one more time*ā¦ā
āYouāve been working too hard and Iām calling a Netflix intervention. Not taking no for an answer.ā
āIāve got a gallon of ice cream and if you donāt get a spoon my tummyache will be all your fault.ā
āFight me. Pillow fight. And by fight I mean cuddle.ā
āMy hand is cold. Unless we find somewhere to stop soon, itās going up your back.ā
āOh my god, just pet my hair already.ā
āAfter that movie youāre staying for a sleepover. I know you donāt want to go home and sleep alone anyway.ā
āIs there a reason youāre gnawing on me?ā
āC'mon, I need a Player 2.ā
āI bet you canāt make it all the way through the movie without screaming at it.ā
āIf you put that in the microwave uncovered I swear I will beat you to death with a plastic spoon.ā
āWhat was that flavor of cake you liked? I need to know because reasons.ā
āWhen we get that house youāre handling the spiders.ā
āGoing to the mall alone is boring. Besides, I need someone to tell me how great I look in all the clothes I try on.ā
āItās not MY fault you scream like a schoolgirl on a rollercoaster.ā
āItās an arcade, do you need more reasons to go?ā
āPlease tell me why you were napping in my freshly dried blankets *while theyāre still in the dryer*.ā
āCan we please take cheesy best friend pictures in that photo booth? I promise to keep silly faces to a minimum.ā
āIām singing along to this song and you canāt stop me, so either deal with it or join me.ā
āC'mon, with anyone else this would be too weird.ā
āI hate this game so much. Hereās a link, you should totally play it.ā
āI take no responsibility for any smells you may or may not encounter from this point forward.ā
āHELP I HAVE A SPLINTERā
āOkay, but consider that if you donāt watch this show with me, Iāll still rant to you just as much about the feels it gives me.ā
āIf anyone turns that fan off again I swear someoneās going to bleed.ā
āHelp me, the computerās making sad beeps again. Make it happy, please.ā
āTHIS MOVIE MAKES ME CRY EVERY TIME WHY DID YOU LET ME CHOOSE IT?!ā
āI have in front of me: One DVD, seven remote controls, and an entertainment center. This will be a voyage of discovery.ā
āIf I die, you get my cat. So make sure I live through this.ā
āI need someone to cling to in the haunted house, and youāre it.ā
āYeah, but youāre *my* nerd.ā
āThe remote is two feet thataway and I donāt feel like moving. Weāre stuck with this.ā
āYou are aware this was the worst idea ever and youāre lucky youāre my best friend, or else Iād leave you alone to deal with this.ā
āIād say sorry my mom tried to adopt you again, but it was kind of my idea.ā
āThere is a perfectly good reason Iām eating these mini marshmallows right out of the package, Iām certain of it. Probably.ā
āOkay but hear me out: Fluffy. Sharks.ā
āPlease keep your sick away from me and get better soon. I made you soup.ā
āThat sounds like a bad idea. Iām in.ā
āIf you donāt come up and sing with me, I will sing and point at you. The entire. Time.ā
āWe made a pact based on SpongeBob jokes, you canāt back out now.ā