Idk what im doing

“that’s the expectation”

okay but why

“we all have to do hard things sometimes”

i do plenty of hard things. why do i have to do this one

”i’m the adult and you’re the child”

okay can you tell my why i’m doing this now

”you need to get out of your comfort zone”

i’m already out of my comfort zone. why do i have to do this

“i don’t make the rules”

you literally do though. why

” saying no disrespects my authority”

i don’t give a flying duck about your authority. why should i do this

“if you dont do it then its not fair for everyone else who does it”

okay don’t make everyone else do it then

“you’re too spoiled and need to learn how to suck it up”

i literally just asked you a question

“you need to do this in the real world”

are we in fucking narnia right now? this is the real world. why.

“your brain isn’t fully developed yet”

yours probably isn’t either btw. why

”because i said so”

The depressed teen that hates their parents has been a trope for years. Saying someone has daddy issues or that their behavior is fatherless is an insult. People call kids “ipad babies” and make fun of their short attention span.