baby you're a classic

That was awfully presumptuous of me, sorry. I’m sure same goes for girls, though. 

Haha, it's okay. I won't hold it against you. You're probably right. 

You know what though, it’s better to be happy with being alone than to complain about it all the time, no guy finds someone who complains about loneliness attractive; it’s a vicious cycle that you need to pull yourself out of, love. You’re a pretty girl, enjoy yourself a bit more and maybe some dude will come and give you those cuddles that you’ve been wanting. 

Lesbian here, babe.

You women and your bloody cuddles. 

We get lonely, deal with it.

Netflix is good company, why are you complaining? 

Netflix doesn't cuddle back, though.

I know, right?

Banana pancakes? Never had them, are they good?

Delicious, babe. You've gotta try them.

I’ve actually changed a few girls, believe it or not. Although I am guilty for modeling lingerie to a few people and emotionless-ly making out with a few guys. I’m pretty known throughout the center of the mall.

Ew, how can you stand to kiss guys still? I don't think I could even if I tried. I mean, sometimes I talk the volleyball girls that come in to get shorts a size smaller than they should, but I guess I'm not as confident as you.

It’s always an adventure when you work at Victoria’s Secret.

Oh, I'm sure it is. I bet you get lots of hot girls in there all the time. I mean, besides you.

It was just very different and unusual. I’m not sure if the old woman meant to offend me or not, but I was clearly shocked the poor thing.

Old people don't understand us. 

Well if I remember correctly, the person said that I look like the biggest lesbian to step foot in the local mall. I mean, I’m open about being a lesbian but it was so awkward.

Oh. Well, that's different. I'm a lesbian too, but I think that would be awkward as well.

So it’s been brought to my attention that people can tell what my sexuality is just by looking at me..? Well, okay then.

How so? I mean, I'd guess that you're straight, but that probably makes me seem like a dick. I don't know.

And I’m right by your side with a extra large pizza. I’m Nirvana, by the way!

Thank god. I'm Johanna, but most people just call me Jojo.

Oh? Might have to go take a look at that store some time soon then. I mean, if there are girls coming in and out all the time…

Hey, now. Don't come around stealing my women.

Athletes are beyond intense, how they get so motivated to go for three hour long jogs for the fun of it will always astound me.

Really, though. I'm not athletic in the slightest.