' But I'm not you. '

This is an introduction post about this tumblr account, made specifically for those Fern fans that would just love to send him asks!

Before I explain what my plans are with this account, I just wanted to state a few things.

N1: Please remember that there is a REAL person behind this account, keep the content sfw if possible, if it isn't and is instead NSFW I'll think if answering that ask actually makes me uncomfortable or not.

N2: Posts won't be that regular as always, sadly school is blergh. And studying is something I need to focus on, but sending asks would help a lot to keep me motivated. So if you have any questions and you'd like Fern from sick show Adventure Time answer to them, then go ahead! I'm all about making people happy.

N3: In asks, you can include asks that are ooc. And in those ones, —I— instead will answer them. Not Fern!

Ooc asks will be signed off as '🦇', Ic will be signed as '🪴'.

I'd also like to say to PLEASE not feel scared if I dont answer your ask, I'm not ignoring you! And if you find this whole account cool and want to maybe DM me (not for weird reasons, otherwise you'll be BLOCKED.), go ahead! No embarassing situations will occur.

Ok, now, what will this be about? Gardening! Yes, Fern from Adventure Time opened a gardening blog, but of course it's for other stuff! Like food.. rants.. and drawings. I'd like to clarify that also some asks will receive a drawing to show off the reaction of Fern, even if badly drawn.... I heard people like those!!

Before I conclude the introduction, I wanted to say one more thing:

Finncest shippers, please try to not send asks with that ship implied. I'm not disgusted by it, but I've seen a lot of people say it's incest. Now, I've finished adventure time TWICE. And I'm almost done with Distant Islands, but the dynamic between Finn and Fern is still confusing to me. I see them as twins, so if possible.. please do not bring Finncest up in any of the asks.

Alright! I'm not gonna post right ahead.. but if ANYONE wants to send the first ask of the blog, go ahead! It would make my day.

Alright! Take care, see you next time! ^u^ —🦇

But I had time to draw myself.

Oh please! PLEASE! I'm sick of not eating ACTUAL food!

I've always wanted to try one of those! And also whoppers.. are those by the same company?

Huntress Wizard.

Yes, actually.

Usually when I feel a strong emotion I grow these stupid white flowers all over, that can slowly die if the emotion gets replaced by another one that is considered ``bad``. (Anxiety, fear, etc.)

If I'm flustered, I can grow pink flowers. They take a while to go away, and they make me stand out amongst a crowd of people. That's why I hate them, sometimes I pluck them out whenever they come around, it doesn't hurt so..

It doesn't bother me that much, the flowers themselves I mean.. but the feeling of them sprouting is like ants all over.

And nah man you’re very pretty!!!! It has nothing to do with that… i think you’re very awesomesauce

Aw donkers, you found out that easily? I didn't know it was that obvious I am asexual.

Also.. thanks about the compliment a lot.. it makes me really happy and a bit embarrassed, if I had to admit.

You guys actually think someone would do that with me?

Take a look at my face and tell me someone would get with me. Also, I am not interested in sexual activities.

I won't.

- @finns-realgf

Aww.. thanks Lady!