is this the better life we were promised

if I ever pass away do NOT unfollow me. I will be back

It's my first day as a parasitic entity and it isn't going well. My new body keeps screaming randomly and clawing at its face and it's starting to freak out all the other humans around it. What do I do? 😭

practicing self care less out of self love and more for the sheer logical reasoning of it’d be kinda stupid of me to expect myself to be able to function without proper maintenance

“oh i don’t deserve rest and relaxation, i haven’t done enough, i haven’t earned it” and my car’s breaks don’t deserve break fluid because they aren’t breaking well enough to earn it. that’s what you sound like!!!!!

This is a worm? Or perhaps some sort of slug?

And it's gonna getcha

Made the worst brownies ever created just now