is this the better life we were promised

if I ever pass away do NOT unfollow me. I will be back

first thing you need to know about susie deltarune is shes purple second thing uou need to know is that shes fucking awesome

Everyone go look up the song nasa banned from space

I have never, and will never, use "ofc" to mean "of fucking course". It literally stands for OF Course...

so turns out that telling jokes online for the better part of a decade does not in any way prepare you for the sheer rush of emotions which comes from telling a joke on stage and getting a laugh

i feel like i could do a backflip right now

i feel like i could go up two cup sizes via sheer force of will right now

i feel like i could turn into a swan and seduce a maiden right now

friend who went to bed is a type of dead wife

everyone on this website except me needs to shut up

everyone on this website except me and this swag ass lizard needs to shut up

we all need to take better care of our selfs or we might Pass away

i swear if this is the second stupid sword picture post i make that gets to 10k i'll just go kill someone